We definitely don’t agree with the critical consensus on Love Hurts. Most people found it to be unfunny and narratively rocky, but at just 1 hour 23 minutes, we found it to be exactly the kind of enjoyable popcorn romp we were sold. Join the discussion: Email | Discord | Reddit | Forums Follow us:…
Robert Eggers ghoulish remake of Nosferatu (2024) loomed over the theaters Christmas Day. Were Jim and A.Ron taken in by the vampire? Or is this just one more blood-sucking flick that leaves you hankering for something more? Invite the beast in and check out Jim and A.Ron’s thoughts on this highly anticipated film.
Gladiators Jimmicus and A.Rixus step into the Colosseum to duel (chat) about the best arena fight this year. Gladiator II is the surprise sequel from auteur Ridley Scott that features the same level of powerful performances and exciting combat as the original. Now, you may have some pressing questions if you’ve seen Gladiator (2000). Like, how could the plot logically happen? Well, Ridley Scott has the answers for you…and he’ll make sure you understand.
Over the last two years, you’ve seen bada** David Harbour Santa. You’ve seen a miserable Joel Kinnamen barely get through his own movie. Now get ready for Jake Kasdan’s take on Santa! J.K. Simmons plays a ripped, PG-13 version of the jolly old elf. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Chris Evans have to find ole Kriss Kringle after he’s abducted. Is it an overly-CGIed movie with no heart? Who is this movie for? Find out with Jim and A.Ron on this episode of First Runs Bald Movies!
Coming to you from Ohio! Saturday Night (2024) captures the excitement and the tension of the first live Saturday Night Live broadcast. The cast of this movie will have you laughing as much as the cans of SNL does. Find out what Jim and A.Ron thought of this account of both real and apocryphal stories behind the longest running sketch comedy show of all time.
Francis Ford Coppola swung for the fences on this project. Megalopolis (2024) is a large, star-studded cast of people you know and love. The sci-fi, the drama, and the acting all have highs and lows through the film. Without the benefit of foresight, it’s hard to know exactly how this movie will impact the audiences of the future. But in the present, it just seems like Coppola thinks you’re a bit slow.
You said their names three times, now Jim and A.Ron are here to discuss Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024). Tim Burton’s current goth girl protege, Jenna Ortega, stars in this long awaited sequel. The film is a charming blend of Tim Burton’s style, practical effects, and great performances. Grab your Handbook for the Recently Deceased and dive in!
Sequels in the Alien franchise are always fraught with risk. Very few have been received positively, even when Ridley Scott is at the helm. So what happens when you fire up the sequel machine 45 years after the first installment to make a sequel without the iconic director? Find out by listening to our review of Alien: Romulus.
Your favorite fast-talking, ultra-punchable anti-hero is back! Deadpool, the most irritating guy, teams up with the most irritable guy in the MCU. Relive the glory days of Hugh Jackman’s physique. Laugh out loud for two hours. And find out how this piece fits in the greater Marvel puzzle and what it means going forward. The next Bald Move First Run movie is Alien: Romulus!
The Mad Max Saga continues with Furiosa starring Anya Taylor-Joy and Chris Hemsworth. George Miller drags you back to the desert wasteland for more machines, weapons, and action than you can handle, you wimp. Find out what Jim and A.Ron thought of the latest installment of this epic saga.