Cape Fear (1991)

Martin Scorsese, one of the most influential living directors, guides Robert DeNiro through a creepy performance. Even though these two are reliable artists of the silver screen, this movie is a miss. It’s a vaguely Hitchcockian movie with a whole list of “wtf?” moments. Who is this movie made for? Not sure. Who is A.Ron’s ‘Nick Nolte’ impression for? Everyone.

Why is Mr. Feeny a Car? - S02E02 – Airwolf (1984) Pilot: “Shadow of the Hawke”

Boy, these shows really loved their feature length pilots, didn’t they? This week’s shadowy flight takes Jay and A.Ron into the world of a real man’s: Stringfellow Hawke. Stoic, heroic, traumatized war vet, appreciator of fine wine and finer art, musically gifted, philosophically complicated, mysterious and irresistible to women, stunt pilot by day and mercenary pilot by night. It’s A LOT. Airwolf is still badass, the villain is campy fun, Archangel is cool as coolwhip in his ice cream suit and patchglasses, but nearly every scene without a helicopter is deader than Gaddafi, who may or may not appear in this episode. Btw, did you know you can like, die, just by staying outside too long? It’s TRUE!

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LWJ&A – Episode 373 – I Don’t Give a FUCK LUNCH!

Lunchtime! This is the crazy “fuck it” lunch. Get the debrief on the Mission Impossible situation A.Ron lived through. Cats on cocaine are running around Cincinnati. If you see Jim and A.Ron in public wearing Bald Move merch, it is safe to approach. Walk slowly towards them, blinking gently, and with one hand extended holding a treat offering. Why is this the safest method to approach, you ask? Well, it’s because there isn’t much of a difference between Jim and A.Ron and the cats on cocaine.