Bald Move Pulp - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

Last Crusade was an excellent sendoff, so when this movie hit the big screen, people had things to say. Fourteen years later, Jim and A.Ron are here to share takes that are still scorching hot. Spielberg and Lucas, bastions of movie magic, sparred during production…and it shows. Indiana and his crew uncover alien activity and survive a Chet Hanks cameo. Climb into your emergency fridge and hang on for this wild ride.

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The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

Welcome to another First Rum Christmas! There’s a chill in the air and a chill in the heart of Ebenezer Scrooge. “Everything is Muppets and it’s glorious”, says A.Ron. Jim premieres his Muppet voice and A.Ron fancies one of the Muppets even before much whisky is consumed. It’s a heartbreaking and heartwarming story, and thanks to the drinks it’s also hilarious.

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LWJ&A – Episode 363 – The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Christmastime! Jim and A.Ron are sharing the studio today to open gifts from you! Join your favorite podcast hosts as they dish on the latest Henry Cavill Warhammer news, take swigs from a fancy Scotch bottle, and polish off a few more rums. This is your last Lunch for officially unofficial holiday cheer. Join in and find out why A.Ron’s studio will smell like salmon for weeks to come!

Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)

It’s exactly what you think it will be, and for some, that’s a good thing! Thirteen years ago, Cameron astonished the world and gave us a cultural phenomenon. Now it’s time to travel back to Pandora and journey with the Na’vi. Even though they’re blue cat-people, the family drama is relatable. Some parts feel copied and pasted from the first movie, but there’s plenty of fun action to distract you from that. Did you bet against Cameron? Did you?!

Boogie Nights (1997)

Paul Thomas Anderson gives us a trippy look into the porn industry in this dark comedy. From hilarious to heartbreaking, this movie will go places you don’t expect. Marky Mark and his manhood become stars, but stardom isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. As these strange characters descend into a world of drugs and abuse, the message of the movie becomes harder to decipher. And A.Ron has some wild, JJ Abram-approved theories about the end of the film.

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A Christmas Story Christmas (2022)

Ralphie is back! Peter Billingsley has been peppered across some of your favorite movies throughout the years (look it up!) and now he’s back in Hohman, Indiana. If you enjoyed A Christmas Story (1983), this follow up will have you falling in love with Ralphie and Christmastime all over again. It’s as sweet as a cookie and glows with the warmth of embers in the fireplace.

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LWJ&A – Episode 362 – Content Creators of the Year(?)

Lunchtime! Christmas is fast approaching and Jim and A.Ron have a whole list of games they want to check out over the break. Jim wants to know why we make fake snow. He did fracture a rib on the bunny slope, so it’s understandable that he’s skeptical. A.Ron sips the prettiest rum he’s ever seen. And get a peek behind the curtain into how Bald Move movies are picked. Jim and A.Ron will open presents at the next Lunch!