Bald Move Pulp - Need For Speed (2014)
Surprise! Our love for Aaron Paul led Jim and me to go see his new vehicle, “Need For Speed” on opening night! Wise decision? Find out as we break down the movie in our spoiler filled review.
Bald Move Pulp - Brave (2012)
Well what do you know? A bonus-bonus cast! Voting was so close for this week’s movies we decided to do both, one with me and Jim, and one with NotJim, my girlfriend. As a head strong, rebellious redhead, I thought she could bring some thunder to a cast covering “Brave”, which features a head strong, rebellious redhead. Did we strike more Pixar gold, or was this a Cars 2ish lump of coal?
Bald Move Pulp - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
The third Bald Movie, “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” was an interesting choice for us. Based on the book by the same title, (and screenwritten by the same author), I had started to talk myself into the notion that this movie could be cool; after all, Abraham Lincoln is the kind of historic figure that has the larger than life biography to fit something like vampire hunting into his life’s nooks and crannies, the Civil War provides an always fascinating background for great stories to be told, and, you know. Vampires. What did we think in the end?
Bald Move Pulp - Rock of Ages (2012)
Our coverage of the first listener assigned movie, the 80’s rock musical extravaganza “Rock of Ages”. In this episode, we meet a fan, discuss the trailers we saw, what we thought of the movie, and meditate on Tom Cruise’s facility at portraying megalomaniacal super stars and G-rated strip clubs in the spoiler section.
Bald Move Pulp - Prometheus (2012)
Our little experiment starts this week as we take a stab at reviewing the new Ridley Scott scifi-horror film, “Prometheus”. This is a free bonus cast so you can gauge what you’ll get for $1 when we do it “for real” next week. If you’ve seen the movie, you might want to take a peek at this livejournal review that analyzes some of the deeper themes involved, as Jim and I make reference to it quite a bit in the spoiler section.
Bald Move Pulp - Fast Five (2011)
It had to be done, folks. Just too high a concentration of badassery, bullshit, and balls to ignore. Jim and A.Ron post up in a local BW to break down the latest installment of insanity that is the Fast & the Furious franchise. Spoiler alert! Cars are driven fast, women’s bodies are oggled, nitrous oxide is injected, cocoa butter is applied to arms, chin stubble is sported, and one liners spouted. The audio quality is a little off since we recorded this on my blackberry sitting on a table during game four of the Bulls/ATL playoff series, but it’s easy to understand.