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In a two-parter because of a technical fuck up by A.Ron, we discuss our various Commissioned Podcast projects, the new crowd sourced commissions concept we’re experimenting with in the VIP section of our forums, and our new Best of Bald Move awards/recognition show/series coming out…
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We discuss our holiday loot, what we’ve been up to, and take Q&A from the hangout!
Super fan Keith Fisher commissioned this podcast on Subbable as a Christmas present for his lovely wife, as it is one of her all time favorite movies. I feel like I’m sliding a large lump of coal down her stocking (hey now!) because it was not Jim and I’s favorite movie. But still, we gave it the Bald Move treatment! Are you in the mood for a heartwarming story of a megalomaniac orphan spiritually and emotionally enslaved by a shut in old couple, as she seeks death in ever more creative ways while lashing out in rages against old ladies and class clowns? As if this tale weren’t already dark enough, how will this sleepy Canadian community deal with the pedophilic school teacher in their midst? Will Matthew’s old heart be able to take it?! (Spoiler alert: It will not.) So, Merry Christmas, Keith’s wife! Put down the chalk board and climb down from the roof’s edge, I’m sure the rest of your presents will be better…
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The boys share presents for each other and from family and friends while kicking back some winter ales.
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The boys reflect on their good fortune and incredible traffic stats, plus Jim goes lip to lip with the Man Trout himself, Jonathan Banks. This is the origin of our video skit editions.
May the force be with you, always. Many, many thanks to Andrew Mount for commissioning this podcast using our Subbable site, and effectively PAYING us to WATCH STAR WARS! Oh my god, 11 year old me would lose his MIND if he found out. Jim and I are OG Star Wars fans, and have been BSing about it for literally decades. What do we think of a movie we’ve seen hundreds of times? How has our fandom changed over the years? What the heck is wrong with Lucas, anyway? The answers to this and much more lie in this podcast. Listen. It is your destiny.
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The boys decorate the Bald Move studios for the holiday season. There might also be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long long ago.
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A.Ron discussing the finer points of frying a bird, while Jim talks about the newest podcasting phenom, “Serial”.
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Jim and A.Ron throw down in the Skymall challenge. It’s simple, we take an issue of Skymall, and take turns drafting our dream items from each page. In the end, we judge who had the best haul. Who wins? YOU DECIDE!
Big shout out to Freddie C, the man with the balls to drive his truck all the way to Cincinnati, grab his knife out of his boot, and tell us how it was going to be. We were going to hop aboard the Porkchop Express and follow him coast to coast, double fisting sandwiches and spitting the truth about life, relationships, big rigs, and Big Trouble in Little China. In short, we would be preaching the gospel of Jack Burton over the CB airwaves. But problems ensued. Chinese monkey predator monsters. Lightning wielding rice patty farmers. Ancient bastards stealing green eyed woman. Smoldering mystical brews. Then it was all over in a blinding flash of white light. What few lunatic ravings that were able to be preserved, are here on this podcast for your enjoyment.