710 – “Thank You”

This week we review the series finale episode 710 of HBO’s True Blood entitled, “Thank You”.  It was perhaps the worst finale of television I have ever seen.  If you care to listen to 50+ minutes of several True Blood fans venting their spleens about it, feel free to do so.  Otherwise, enjoy the GIF of Eric…

709 – “Love Is to Die”

This week A.Ron and Cecily break down the mostly terrible but oddly endearing and rewarding episode of HBO’s True Blood, episode 709, “Love Is to Die”. Topics discussed include Pam’s love of being silvered, Ginger’s wish fulfillment, the pulping of Sookie, the general terribleness of all things Jessica/Jason/Hoyt, and we cling to the Evil Bill…

706 – “Karma”

Cecily and A.Ron break down another episode of HBO’s True Blood, “Karma”. We talk about Hep-V awareness, vampire probate law, messy breakups, what to do about Adilyn and Wade, some feedback from you fine folks, and a spoiler section courtesy some SDCC footage leaks. If you want to give us a shout out, or otherwise…

705 – “Lost Cause”

This week A.Ron and Cecily discuss HBO’s True Blood episode 705, “Lost Cause”. We discuss Evil Bill’s party ettiquette, Lettie Mae acting the damn fool, the blinding righteousness of Lafayette putting Red Bone in her place, and Arlene protecting her virtue from her vampire savior the only way a human can; by making tinkle. If you…

702 – “I Found You”

In this episode of the True Blood Authority, we discuss episode 702, “I Found You”.  Cecily and A.Ron talk about Jaric’s “hot” open, trifling beyotches, the latest emotional crucible Sookie puts Alcide in, Arlene’s epic pep talk, and WTF they are doing with Eric.  All this, plus your feedback, and a bit of Cecily Speculation…

701 – “Jesus Gonna Be Here”

UNFORTUNATELY, THE RECORDING OF THIS EPISODE HAS BEEN LOST. A.Ron and new co-host Cecily kick off the season premier of HBO’s True Blood with episode 701, “Jesus Gonna Be Here”.  We discuss our True Blood bonafides, A.Ron’s traumatic experience with half-books, Jason’s blue balls, Sam’s terrible shape shifting choices, Sookie’s make up sex skills, hillbilly…