Bald Move Pulp - Fast Five (2011)

It had to be done, folks.  Just too high a concentration of badassery, bullshit, and balls to ignore.  Jim and A.Ron post up in a local BW to break down the latest installment of insanity that is the Fast & the Furious franchise.  Spoiler alert!  Cars are driven fast, women’s bodies are oggled, nitrous oxide is injected, cocoa butter is applied to arms, chin stubble is sported, and one liners spouted.  The audio quality is a little off since we recorded this on my blackberry sitting on a table during game four of the Bulls/ATL playoff series, but it’s easy to understand.

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Blue Yonder - Watersports – Episode 46

I know what you’re thinking. This is the Blue Yonder crew. I’m NOT listening to any damn thing that is tagged “watersports!” I know! I know. But listen, it’s not about what you’re thinking. Mostly not. Maybe a little? But it’s totally in a video game context, so I’m sure you can deal. If not, I have several really excellent therapists I can refer you to.

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Blue Yonder - Movie Martial Arts – Episode 26

WAAAAAAAHHAAHAA!!! KEEEE_YAA! Brace yourself cause this cast has the force to knock a man on his ass. Hot off the heels of Badasses – Part Deux, it’s the Movie Martial Arts cast with Jim and A. Ron. They discuss Tony Jaa and Jackie Chan, along with other movie martial artists, follow it up with a dose of love and hate and bring it home with what could be the worst Kung Fu movie of all time! Enjoy.!

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Blue Yonder - Badasses (Part Deux) – Episode 25

With the release of The Expendables, Sylvester Stallone’s attempt to revive the dying action movie genre, and armed with A. Ron’s patented Three ‘C’ System, the guys decide to take another run at the topic of Badasses. They promise things they never deliver and deliver things they never promise but one thing’s for sure, like the badasses of yesteryear, they pull no punches!