Super Serious Film Fest – Vampire’s Kiss (1988)

Have you ever seen Nicolas Cage make a phonecall while wearing plastic vampire teeth?  Have you seen him shout and gesticulate his way through the entire alphabet?  Have you seen him literally say "boo hoo" while crying?  No?  Then you certainly haven't seen Vampire's Kiss, which is in the running for "Cage-iest" movie of all time.