Up Yours, Downstairs!

Every Little Thing She Does Is Boring Magic

Kelly and Tom dodge bullets, drop balls, and have a quaff of ale in their recap of Downton Abbey S1:E5.  They still find time to chat about Laura Linney’s smug, punchable face, how to prepare for dinner at Baron Julian Fellowes’ house, Mr. Bates versus Jesus, Cousin Isobel’s amphetamine-powered nagging, the siren song of the…

Justified

Justified - 304 – “Devil You Know”

Ho-ho-hold your horses, now! We got a brand new episode of Justified to talk about! It’s a particularly brilliant one, the dialog was just amazing.

We discuss Carpetbagger’s imitation preacher routine, Devil’s loyalty, Dickie’s swagger, Raylan’s race relations, Boyd’s pitter patter, the finer points of vehicular assault, and the three point turning of pig shit.

Up Yours, Downstairs!

This is Edwardian England, You Dumbnut

Kelly and Tom take a ride on the Good Ship Maggie Smith as they recap Downton Abbey S1:E4.  On their journey, they discuss various ways Mary Crawley might kill herself, make inevitable Clue jokes, come down with a case of Thomas fever, investigate the ancestries of Kelly Clarkson and Morrisey, and find out how hard…

Justified

Justified - 303 – “Harlan Roulette”

What a great episode! It had it all, a cool “gangster of the week”, maximized levels of Raylan and Boyd badassery, links to the main season arc… really, you can’t ask for much more from a show.

We talk about why we feel like this episode works so well, the many versions of Boyd the show has presented us, Raylan’s recovery, why we’ve firmly come down on the “anti” side of the Raylan/Winona shipper debate, this show’s Breaking Bad and Taxi Driver allusions, and Johnny Crowder’s loyalty. We also consider some fan feedback, including another fantastic segment from our own embedded reporter, Ted.

Up Yours, Downstairs!

Really Kind of a Half-Ass Title, If You Ask Me

Kelly and Tom are joined by San Francisco comedian Natasha Muse to recap Downton Abbey S1:E3 and learn how everything can get cancer, meet Laura Linney’s ghostly cinematographer, tag along on the most unsuccessful date, discover how Sybill invented the topsy tail, read the stud book, and lament Edwardian England’s lack of emoticons.  Also up…

Justified

Justified - 302 – “Cut Ties”

Justified takes a bit of a procedural turn in episode two of season three, titled “Cut Ties”. How does that sit with Jim and A.Ron? We discuss our reactions, good and bad, Boyd’s master plan for Dickie, Karen Sisco Goodall’s tongue in cheek tribute to a classic Leonard Elmore character, Art’s bad ass turn, and the tasty, tasty first appearance of Noble Hollow’s own, Limehouse! I think I’m going to need a spot, here.

Up Yours, Downstairs!

The Unhappiest Family Ever To Grace Olan Mills

In this recap of Downton Abbey S1:E2, Kelly and Tom cover how to mistreat a soufflé, the most dangerous game, dropsy cankles, the Carson Cave, knife-holding etiquette, goofballs, the flawless body of Jules Leotard, the right way to handle a Sycorax spaceship, whiny babies, valet advice columns, free speech in the servants’ quarters, Monte Carlos…

Justified

Justified - 301 – “Gunfighter”

We are super stoked to start our third full coverage series, this time Justified from the FX network.  After a marathon viewing session of seasons one and two, A.Ron and Jim are ready to kick this one off right.  Join us for a discussion of the primary relationships of the show, analysis of the new…