Silent Movies (Beta): Jupiter Ascending

I’m incredulous that Channing Tatum could in fact be a dog-man from Jupiter, despite his dog-like face and the way he drinks from the toilet, but the truth comes out during our Jupiter Ascending episode of Silent Movies.  This time the tables are turned and A.Ron is in the host seat while I try desperately to take in the plot of a truly bizarre movie without any dialogue.

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