It's fitting that the worst, most disjointed American Horror Story episode (thus far!) from the "My Roanoke Nightmare" season would be an homage to the worst, most disjointed season of AHS of all time. But still, we can't help but look forward to episode six when Murphy and company have promised this season is going to go bonkers on us. Until then, we're having fun trying to wrap our heads around the bizarre decisions these terrible people are making, squirming at some of the inventive torture murders on display, and trying out the latest Cathy Bates accents. One more week of homage until the hammer drops! See you then.