In this recap of Downton Abbey S2:E2, Kelly and Tom geek out because Adebisi is following them on Twitter, come out in favor of embroidery, and suss out some really depressing facts about World War I.  Back on the farm, Edith has her most interesting plot to date, McG impersonates Napoleon, Thomas fails to kickstart…

Kelly and Tom come roaring out of hiatus for Downton Abbey S2:E1 to introduce a very saucy replacement ginger, explore Kelly’s canine obsession, plant a flag for the new nation of Batesylvania, proclaim that nail-filing is the new smoking, expose Tom’s crush on silent film star Clara Bow, unexpectedly root for O’Brien, do lots of…

This recap of Downton Abbey S1:E7 is supersized, so don’t feel obligated to listen to it in one sitting.  Sam Roth of “Rigged Up” joins Kelly and Tom to brainstorm countless Downton spinoffs, dispute Mrs. Hughes’ made-up vocabulary, implement the Schlieffenplan, wonder whether Mary is older than Battlestar Galactica, critique the experimental film hidden in…

This recap of Downton Abbey S1:E6 is accompanied by the sounds of the wild Patmore and Carson’s tardy dressing gong as Kelly and Tom consider the effects of breeding on being patronizing, McG’s scheming prowess, Julian Fellowes’ private life, how to get Batesed, Daisy’s belated self-awareness, the trouble with fairies, the difference between a crush…

Kelly and Tom dodge bullets, drop balls, and have a quaff of ale in their recap of Downton Abbey S1:E5.  They still find time to chat about Laura Linney’s smug, punchable face, how to prepare for dinner at Baron Julian Fellowes’ house, Mr. Bates versus Jesus, Cousin Isobel’s amphetamine-powered nagging, the siren song of the…

Kelly and Tom take a ride on the Good Ship Maggie Smith as they recap Downton Abbey S1:E4.  On their journey, they discuss various ways Mary Crawley might kill herself, make inevitable Clue jokes, come down with a case of Thomas fever, investigate the ancestries of Kelly Clarkson and Morrisey, and find out how hard…

Kelly and Tom are joined by San Francisco comedian Natasha Muse to recap Downton Abbey S1:E3 and learn how everything can get cancer, meet Laura Linney’s ghostly cinematographer, tag along on the most unsuccessful date, discover how Sybill invented the topsy tail, read the stud book, and lament Edwardian England’s lack of emoticons.  Also up…

In this recap of Downton Abbey S1:E2, Kelly and Tom cover how to mistreat a soufflé, the most dangerous game, dropsy cankles, the Carson Cave, knife-holding etiquette, goofballs, the flawless body of Jules Leotard, the right way to handle a Sycorax spaceship, whiny babies, valet advice columns, free speech in the servants’ quarters, Monte Carlos…

Kelly and Tom kick off their recap of Downton Abbey S1: E1 with the one and only “Downton Abbey Suite” remix, making fun of Laura Linney, learning about the Boer War (which has nothing to do with Pumbaa), the lameness of valets, luncheon versus lunch, Maggie Smith’s digestive habits, O’Brien’s face, the difference between eggs…