Ian Samuel Interview

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Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Hey everybody welcome to episode 70 of Blue Yonder, I’m Jim Jones.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  And I’m A.Ron Hubbard.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): We’re going to ditch the formalities this week because we have a very special guest, Ian Samuel.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Wow.  Very special.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Very special, absolutely!

Ian Samuel (DOJ): I feel pretty special.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): You should! You should. You’re here on our show.  We’ve only done this twice, with Steve Jackson, and now you.  We are going to basically be talking to you about all sorts of law stuff. Why don’t you introduce yourself and tell the audience a little about yourself.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Sure.  I’m an attorney; I live in Washington DC, where I have lived for about two years. I have known your co-host since I was just a kid, basically, 15 years?  A long time. In addition to being all that stuff I am also the world’s biggest nerd, so…

A.Ron Hubbard / Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): *laughs*

Ian Samuel (DOJ): That’s the deal.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Great. Now I hear you have a disclaimer you want to drop on us up front.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): I guess. I’m not sure why people have to say this anymore, but like anyone with a job is aware, I work for the government, as an attorney for the Justice Dept., but I’m not sure anyone at the Justice Department has an opinion on anything I’m about to espouse, but if they did, the point is, I’m speaking for myself.  But I have to say, that I think everything I say is so persuasive, and so obviously correct, that it should be the position of the government.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Of course, I’d expect nothing less.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): The point is, if they haven’t said it yet, just keep waiting.  It’ll be their official position soon.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  Gotcha, so you are in fact, a lawyer, but this is not legal advice.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Right, listening to this show does not create an attorney/client relationship.  You’d have to give me money for that.

Jim Jones / A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): *laughs*

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  With that out of the way, we have a couple of things, on the personal, and then we’ll head on the profession, one thing I’ve been struck by, you say you’re the world’s biggest nerd, and I’d agree; you have a lot of nerd credentials, but I have to say, you also are pretty high amongst the functional geeks that I know.  If I took two axis, one functional and one geek, and have to say you’re the geek I know that has the highest rating on both sets of axis.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Why thank you.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  I mean you’re confident, successful, I’ve seen you be successful with the ladies, I’ve heard you talk about it for many years, but the last few years we’ve traveled together I’ve seen this with my own two eyes.  And again, your nerd credentials… we met on an internet usegroup, arguing Star Trek vs. Star Wars, which is better.  

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): That’s pretty nerdy.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Yeah.  Not just which is better, you’re making it sound better than it is.  Which would be militarily superior, in a hypothetical scenario, an all Imperial vs. all Federation conflict. Better would be a sort of interesting aesthetic debate, this was more, let’s measure the length of the beams on the screen and figure out turbolaser wattage ratings that kind of thing.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  Yeah, and when I say this was a hobby, I don’t mean that we got some digest once a month, we were in the trenches fighting every fucking day.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Every day.  I went back to check a while ago, to see how many posts I had in that Usenet group. And it was around ten thousand. And a lot of them were long, too. I mean this was a huge, huge investment of my early teenage years.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): And I have to say, I regret nothing!

Ian Samuel (DOJ): I regret nothing!  I learned a lot. I genuinely learned a great deal about the scientific mode of inquiry, so-

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): So what is the wattage of a turbolaser?

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): I used to know this.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Well it’s high!  It’s really high. Apparently these things… watts, it wouldn’t be watts, I guess, it would be joules, but apparently these things they can vaporize and asteroid.  I’m not sure if you’ve ever seen the Empire Strikes Back?

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): You know, that’s the one movie that I’ve really wanted to get to… *laughs*

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): It’s in your Netflix queue…

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Yeah, yeah…

Ian Samuel (DOJ): You’re really going to enjoy it, don’t let anyone spoil the ending.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): So anyway, what do you owe this dichotomy to?  They don’t roll many of you out of the assembly line; I mean they don’t pump them out day after day out of Detroit or Japan.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Good rolls on his character stats? That’s my guess.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): I think mainly that I roll 20’s.  I mean, what can I say?  I don’t know, I don’t feel especially functional a lot of the item, and if I am I guess it’s partly that a lot of geeks are younger guys who haven’t really grown into themselves yet, and haven’t yet found the sort of confidence that can come from understanding that all the stuff that makes you different, can also be the source of being really great at stuff, once you get into your life more.  I see guys and girls, sort of grow into themselves, they all end up pretty highly functional.  

We can all think of the counterexamples, of the guy who’s 35 and still lives with his mom, but I think in 99% of the cases, geeks pretty much end up running the world, I mean it’s just… richest guys in the world are huge nerds. They seem highly functioning.  It’s just that you have to get through you know, you’re 14 and it kind of sucks for awhile, but then you realize that you’re destined for greatness.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): Speaking of being functional, and multi-disciplinarian, multi-interest, you talk about sports related topics more than most geeks. If the Broncos are doing well, because you’re a Colorado native, you’re all talking shit on twitter and sending out emails, and when the Colorado Rockies had their playoff run, you’re all about that, but I’ve also noticed you’re maybe a little bit of a hometown front runner.  When you’re in NY, you’re all about the Giants; you sort of always follow the Colorado teams. I don’t know if you’re into the Washington Wizards now, or-

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Well.  No.  *laughs* But I like to pay attention to the, people locally care about the local team, so it’s nice to care.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): Do actually follow lots of sports, or do you just kind of follow when the home teams do well, or is it sort of a political advancement ploy, or..?

Ian Samuel (DOJ): I think it’s I guess I do, I guess I classify as a pretty big sports fan, I sort of enjoy the nerd aspect of it, which is why I’ve sort of come to appreciate baseball, the stats of it, it’s got the best statistics, it’s not all that different from… you know, there is this XKCD comic from a few weeks ago, where it said, two guys talking, and one said to the other, “Weighted random number generator just produced a new set of outputs.  Let’s assign a narrative to them. The bottom was captioned; all sports commentary.  

That’s basically right. But the alt-text said “And dungeons and dragons,” which is also true.  So, I think of this as you get into it, sports fandom becomes very, very nerdy, which is what I like about it.  I really, really enjoy fantasy baseball and that side of it.  So I’m a big fan.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): I’m afraid of fantasy baseball. Cause you are right.  Baseball is the only game where if you look at the stats box, you can visualize how the game went down.  Every play, every interaction, It’s not like football, where so many things are going down on the field that if you just look at the scores, the running commentary, you don’t know everything.  But baseball is pure math.  It can be represented by this set of numbers.  I’m big time into fantasy football, fantasy baseball… I think a season is three and a half years long.  It has 7000 games.  

Ian Samuel (DOJ): It’s a standard 3.5er, is what we call it. 3.5er.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): Yeah. And there’s a least five games every day of the week, and I think that would lose job and family for me.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): It’s tough.  It’s one of those things that you can go as deep as you want to. There is also so much happening, there are a lot of baseball players in the world, they’re constantly doing things, being picked up from the minor leagues,

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): Oh god.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): I know these people that have these leagues, National League only AAA fantasy leagues, they love it. The rabbit hole is deep.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): Moving back to the nerd side of the spectrum,

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Speaking of a deep rabbit hole…

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): We talked about in the intro, Star Trek vs. Star Wars as a hobby, and I’ve thought about this a lot… because did that in some way, because you were very much in debate throughout high school and college, I think you’ve won some championships…

Ian Samuel (DOJ): I was, I was a national debate champion.  Now that, is nerdy.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): That is white and nerdy.  Do you think that getting into that argumentative and very cut throat and adversarial environment (Star Trek vs. Star Wars), did that inspire you to get into debate, and a legal career, or is that the other way around?  I wonder that about myself, did I get into this because, Star Wars vs. Star Trek, or I’m a cross grained argumentative asshole, because of that interaction, or was I always a cross grained asshole who wanted to be right all of the time and that’s why I was attracted to the STvSW debate. Where do you think you lie?

Ian Samuel (DOJ): I think to some extent it’s mutually reinforcing.  I wouldn’t have gotten into that stuff if I didn’t enjoy arguing. The idea of arguing, about the military capabilities of two entirely fictional armies, if you didn’t enjoy arguing a little bit to start with, and have that kind of personality, but it definitely did. It’s a lot of fun, and it was the first time I had a reasonably structured… I mean a Usenet group post is, you can be as precise and structured as you want in your replies to people, so unlike an argument in person, where it’s this sort of constant back and forth flow and you don’t get all your points out that you want, in a written argument, you can really have some sort of structured disagreement and this is important, both in the world of debate and the legal world.  

Debate isn’t written, but it is highly structured, and arguments in legal briefs are both structured and verbal.  So I think it is mutually reinforcing, but I am sort of a pisser. There is no doubt about that, I was giving my mom hell about all sorts of stuff my entire life.  But it did play a role for sure, and I’m grateful for that.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): We played that like an MMO.  And our generation, I’d say we destroyed the group.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): I’d say that’s right.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): We took the group over, and basically mind fucked the group, we established parliamentary law, and Roberts Rules of Order, and,

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Uh, hey, what? Explain this to me.  Parliamentary law?

Ian Samuel (DOJ): There was a government of the newsgroup.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): *laughs*

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Wait a minute!

Ian Samuel (DOJ): There were elections, there were extensive written rules, which were actually, and you might ask how they were enforced, but it was the consent of the governed, everyone just believed in them, and when you didn’t, you have to overcome the weight of opinion to the contrary.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): We are still talking about STvSW, right? This blows my mind.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): This went deep. This went deep, and we hung the Trek fans with the rope they gave us. The whole time they went along with all these things we were putting in place, which were designed to destroy, invalidate, and negate every possible argument they could make.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Right.  What happened was…

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): *laughs*

Ian Samuel (DOJ): as it became more serious, and more structured, I mean this debate has been going on forever, but for whatever reason, this started to attract the attention of two kinds of people, one people who were actually engineers and scientists, who could bring to bear actual expertise, for example, how much energy would it take to blow up a planet.  Well that’s a question that grounds in science, and you can answer that to a reasonably good level of precision, and for other stuff.  

Then we had a group of people like me, who had not a lot of knowledge or experience but a great deal of enthusiasm for the argument, and this sort of worked itself out so that the debate basically ended. I don’t think there is any sort of playing field that was established, with the sort of assumptions like, the good guys don’t always win, on the playing field established I think it became clear after long enough, that an answer to this question, and it wasn’t worth debating anymore.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  I think we’ve opened the topic back up, here at Blue Yonder, as A.Ron and I have a segment where I try to prove Star Trek superiority.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Oh yeah?  What’ve you got?

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): *laughs:

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): I went with time travel first of all, I decided well okay, Star Wars can pick the place it’s fought, since they have speed on their side, but Trek has canonically more examples of time travel, so I think Star Trek should be able to pick the time they fight in.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): That would be fine, except-

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): *laughs*

Ian Samuel (DOJ): there are no examples of Trek using time travel to actually win a military conflict. I mean, why don’t they just do that to the Borg?

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): Is that not exactly what I said?

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): You didn’t add the military, you said they didn’t use it to change the future or the past, but then they brought the whale back, so… although in Enterprise, I’d argue that however bad as canon, they do time travel to alter the future, militarily.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): The other thing I’d suggest is that they can displace time, but they can’t really do that to space.  You never see them travel back in time, and to another galaxy.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): So you’re saying they can’t go back in time far enough to travel to where they needed to be?

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): Unless they had a sort of generational ship, I mean you saw how long it took Voyager to get from one-

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Isn’t Enterprise essentially a generation ship?

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): *Laughs*

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): With Wesley Crusher, I think you could pull of generations on that.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): I dunno, by the time they reach the SW galaxy, they’ll all be insane or just want to join up or… are we really doing this?  Are we debating this –

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): *laughs* No, no, we won’t debate it here.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): The other things I was really proud of, is that we had troll groups and what not back in the day, who prided themselves on destroying groups, they would alter the signal to noise ratio so high that the group would… if you could disrupt traffic for a few weeks, a lot of times the groups were fragile enough they’d never reform.  One thing I was proud of, is our group would take these trolls, co-opt them, sometimes-

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Yeah, we did.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): There was this one group, the adjective army, and another that did the meow meow stuff, and they were this feared force on the net, and we said, “Oh yeah, this is more fun that what we were doing last week, so come on, bring it.”

Ian Samuel (DOJ): In many ways, you can’t get more annoying than people who want to argue technical details

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): *laughs*

Ian Samuel (DOJ): about a military conflict between star trek and star wars, just by showing up, we’re sort of trolling you.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): Right!

Ian Samuel (DOJ): You think meow meow stuff is annoying, we’re doing something by choice that is probably more tedious and-

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): That’s like showing up at Rick Astley’s house and expecting to troll him.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): Yeah right?  We’re going to Rick Roll you, dude!

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Wrong.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Exactly.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): Sorry, this is how I *live*.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): So I first met you at PAX-East in 2010. This was your first PAX, right?

Ian Samuel (DOJ): My first PAX, and the first PAX-East.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Exactly.  And I don’t know what the odds are, you could probably figure this out with your math expertise, but you were selected to be an Omeganaut, on your first try.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): And the weird thing was, I had this feeling I was going to be.  I can’t prove this obviously, and hindsight bias and whatever, but when I was sitting in the crowd, and they made this announcement, I had a feeling it would be me.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): I was just wondering, could you explain to the audience what it was like to be an Omeganaut, and now that you’ve been to another, PAX 2011, which would you rather do, attend as an Omeganaut or as a civilian?

Ian Samuel (DOJ): When I explain what goes in to being an Omeganaut, I think the answer will be obvious.  The Omegathon is what you are there to do as an Omeganaut, which is basically a competition involving four rounds, and in my year, and other years since, you’re basically paired up in random teams, it’s single elimination.

So in the first round it was Mario Kart Double Dash, team against team,  2 on 2, and if you are eliminated you’re out.  It takes place over the weekend, so every day there is one or two of the rounds and that’s it.  If you win, you get to go on a big trip to Europe to a gaming convention, so it’s really cool to win, but the best part has nothing to do with that. I mean, people come out, they watch your events, and it’s cool to play games in front of people and that’s awesome.  

But you have a this special badge as an Omeganaut, which allows you to skip out of the lines, for anything, so you never have to line up for anything.  And I believe I tested this principle as far as it can reasonably go.  Any kind of line I could think of to skip, I tried to skip, and I was never rebuffed. Never. I mean the Enforcers, always were like, yep, skip to the front.  So the panels, obviously, skip to the front, concerts, even on the show floor, when there were lines to get into the most popular booths.  Red Dead Redemption, for example, was a huge line, you had to wait for two hours to get in there. Right to the front of the line.  You skip and you do anything.  There is no way to describe how this changes the experience.  

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): I saw you cut in front of the concession stand, in front of ME, I watched you roll right up, grab a hot dog-

Ian Samuel (DOJ): The concession stand, the line to get stuff autographed, like Gabe and Tycho, skipped in front of that line.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): No shit, really?

Ian Samuel (DOJ): The only line I didn’t try was to skip to the front of the bathroom line, right, that probably would be  abridge to far.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): I’m actually impressed that you could use that power to skip the autograph lines.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Yeah. That one I was skeptical it would work, but the enforcers were like, go right to the front. People were on the whole pretty cool about it.  The people I was cutting in front of accepted my representations that this was the way it worked.

Saying all that; obviously it’s better to be an Omeganaut.  I think that certain other badges, the VIP badges, will do this, and maybe the band badges?  And obviously Gabe and Tycho have special, they can do anything. But as a practical matter, as a regular person, this is as good as it’ll ever get to go to PAX. Now it’s not like you lose nothing, you lose a little something, because it’s not like this time is totally wasted.  You can meet people and make friends and chat people up and that’s fun.  But the thing is, it’s like five percent fun, and ninety five percent not fun because you’re waiting around.

So the consequence is that at the most recent year, I just didn’t do a lot of stuff that required waiting in line, so I spent a lot of time in table top room where you don’t have to wait for anything, or I spent time going to panels where they weren’t so full you’d have to line up hours in advance, and things like that, so it sort of change the parts of the convention that I experienced, which wasn’t necessarily for the worse, but it’s definitely different.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): So you mentioned the Omegathon, I know a lot of your PAXE 2010 was spent prepping for that, do you consider that a disadvantage, what is your take on that?

Ian Samuel (DOJ): I did spend time, there was this one game, geometry wars, that I’d never played, ever,  I’d just sort of missed it, and I knew that in the next round it was going to be the next day, I’m very competitive, I like to win at stuff so I wanted to get ready and play this thing.  So I spent a bunch of the first evening getting ready and practicing up and practicing and practicing, but it didn’t end up being enough, and that was the round I got eliminated in.  

But I don’t see that as a drawback, because you don’t have to do that.  Other Omeganauts did not take it as seriously, and sort of had a good time, and did what they could and showed up at the appointed times and just tried to compete.  They had a great time, so it’s not like you have to do that.  The actual time commitment is probably on the order of a couple of hours, and it’s a fun couple of hours, you’re playing games, people are watching, so it’s cool.  There are essentially no drawbacks, I don’t understand why people don’t enter, because the downsides are insignificant, if you don’t enter, shame on you.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Stage fright.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): It seems like round 2 is by far the most competitive round.  Round 1 seems like a cattle call, “You’re an Omeganaut, here’s where you go, and it’s some game that everyone has played at least once, but not probably in a few years because it’s Super Mario Kart for the 64, and it’s on a big screen. Go!” Round 2 is on the next day, you can actually think and prep for it, round 3 is usually on state before concert night, so it’s some sort of rock band type thing, and stage 4 is a mystery, so really stage 2 is the only one that requires boning up on.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Exactly. And on Rock Band, they play on medium, I think you have to, so the skill threshold is… you can’t get THAT good on medium, so I totally agree, round 2 is the tough round.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): The key round. The other thing is I feel like every PAX for me is the best one, but man, for you that first year, you were an Omeganaut, you got on stage with the fucking Protomen, you hit on one of the Protogirls, went out on a date with her at the convention, I mean, you’re never going to top that experience, unless like Gabe adopts you as a son.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Yeah, probably not going to top that.  

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): How do you feel about that.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): It is sort of weird, when I went to 2011, I thought I was going to have a good time, it was going to be great, but it’s going to be hard to top that.  In addition it was my first PAX, which is always going to be special, and fun, but I feel good about it.  I had a great time in 2011, and I’m sure I’m going to keep enjoying it, but it is sort of weird to know, that you probably have been to the best PAX I’ve ever been to.  But maybe not. Maybe I’m wrong, and whatever I go to will have to be fucking great, so that will be good.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): Well, when you get your VIP badge for being the crack legal correspondent for BY, that will be all access.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): That will be good.  I do think they should recognize my specialness with some sort of badge.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): *chuckles* Speaking of specialness, you have many talents, and I thought for sure, when I first met you, online, that you’d be a software developer or some sort of IT career, and you eventually went into the legal profession which we’ll get to later, but you also I thought were a talented writer.  We used to have these sort of writing competitions in the groups we were in, and you wrote these kind of Terry Prachett/Douglas Adams style absurdist satire pieces that were funny as hell, I know you have family in the biz, your mom is a published author, do you have that itch, or do you exclusively scratch it with blogging or twitter, or do you think you might have some more of that in you.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): First of all, thank you, that’s very nice to say, I’m glad you appreciated it, but I do enjoy and really like writing. One of the things I like about being a lawyer and law is that there is a lot more writing than most people think.  I enjoy that part of it the most.  I have definitely given serious consideration to trying to publish fiction.  

The main thing is, right now, I don’t’ want to do that enough to give it the care and attention it takes, you meet people all the time that say “I want to write a book one day”, the truth is writing a novel is extremely difficult undertaking, and I’ve seen this all my life, growing up, how much energy it takes, how much discipline and focus and time, it takes a part of you, and you never get that part back if you do it right, so I don’t want to do it enough to do what it takes.  Will I ever?  I don’t know, I do have other ways to scratch the itch, I enjoy the Tweeting,  I don’t blog anymore, but it’s possible.  I think my mother, who is a professional  novelist, thinks I will.  But I don’t know if that’s right.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): DO you get to do, every once in a while you’ll see a decision handed down by a judge that’s been passed around Slashdot or Hacker News and he’ll just eviscerate a defense, or the prosecutor for being stupid, or snarky.  Do you get to do a lot of clever writing in legal papers, because the way you talk about it, yes I know there is a lot of writing in the legal profession, but it seems like there’d be a lot of boilerplate, and not much chance to be sort of snarky and creative and clever, and funny.  

Ian Samuel (DOJ): The chances to write well are there, if you want to take them.  The reason that most legal writing isn’t very good it’s because it doesn’t have to be good. A boring brief that isn’t particularly well written can, and does, still win.  Right, because this isn’t a writing contest, it’s supposed to be about figuring out what the law says.  But if you want to take those opportunities, of course there is boilerplate and plenty of it, and parts that are routine, rote recitations of legal standards.  

In everything a lawyer writes, whether a brief, or legal opinion, or whatever there is some meat, some argument where the boilerplate is set aside and you try to explain what your argument is and why you are right, and in the process of doing that, you can write as well as you want to write.  You can write really good stuff, and there are a lot of gifted, especially judges, there are judges known to be very gifted writers and whose stuff can be read potentially by anyone with a High School education and pretty good knowledge of English.  

I’m not saying it’s going to be better than Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, but it’s good.  It’s enjoyable.  And you can write that well if you want to. Most of the time people chose to do otherwise.  

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): I hear Steven King is considering a legal career.  That might change the whole face of the game.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): That’s perfect.  That’ guy’s going to be good.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): This is probably a good time to transition into the next part of the interview, now that we know all the intimate details about you.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): I don’t know about ALL the intimate details…

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Let’s move to the legal aspects, the professional aspects.  Why would you suggest anyone go into a legal career-

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): Or why would you personally?

Ian Samuel (DOJ): The biographical story behind this, I was a college debater, getting my degree in computer science, I think I was a junior, maybe a sophomore, and I had just finished a summer working in a very large IT department for a gigantic insurance company.  I did not enjoy it.  I was not doing the kind of stuff that attracted me to computer science as a discipline, and I started to realize that the only things I could do in CS that would be the sort of things that I liked about it would be an essentially academic career that sort of graduate student and eventually professor because that’s where the really interesting theoretical work happens, and in production, in day to day life of writing code, that wasn’t the stuff that moved me. Not to say that a lot of people don’t enjoy it, but it didn’t move me, and I didn’t want to be an academic.  

So I was sort of casting around for other things and my debate partner at the time said, I don’t know why you’ve never considered going to law school, because you seem like you’d enjoy it, we have a lot of friends that have gone and could talk to you about it, and that got me thinking and I eventually decided to do it.  

Now, the only reason anyone should go to law school is if they want to be a lawyer, it seems like, duh, right, but all the time all sorts of people go into law school, and they say you can do a lot with a legal degree.  Yeah, that’s true.  I guess you can.  But it’s a very expensive credential to not use for the main thing it’s for, and these people inevitably end up unhappy in law school and they don’t like it very much because it’s about being a lawyer.  

So, why do it?  You should do it if you think the actual work of lawyers, which you should try to find out about if you don’t know, is something you’d be happy doing on a daily basis, and for a lot of people when they find out about what lawyers actually do, the answer is no.  It’s not very fun, in which case you should save yourself the $100k or so you’d spend and go through law school and do something else.  But I love it.  So I’m very happy I went.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): You work for the Justice Department.  Within the DOJ, is it all one homogeneous department, are there different divisions, if so, tell us specifically what you do and how you fit in.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): The Justice Department is really big.  There are thousands of people, and a lot of attorneys, so there are definitely different divisions, and the one I work in is the Civil Division, which is not concerned with criminal prosecutions.  Specifically I work on the appellate staff, I work exclusively in the courts of appeal for the United States, so if people have heard of the 9th Circuit, for example, that is a court of appeal that I work in.  

What we do, is any matter that is not a criminal case.  For example, if people have read about challenges to the health care law, we are handling the defense of that.  Essentially the government participating in any high level case, that isn’t a criminal case, that’s us, that’s what we do.  It’s very fun, very satisfying, I’ve been able to have a lot of responsibility early, which makes up for the fact that you don’t make as much money, and I’ve had two arguments so far, in the year I’ve been in this section, and it’s been really good.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): I’m picturing this scene from a Few Good Men.  I know you’re not arguing criminal cases, so it’s not like that, but what is it like to argue in front of such a high level court, and how does it compare to what you see in the movies.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): The main thing that is different, I think, in the courts of appeal and the Supreme Court, there is no jury.  There are three justices in the appeals, and of course nine justices in the Supreme Court.  

The way the argument works, you have a set amount of time, like maybe 30 minutes set aside, and you go up there, and start presenting your argument, and you are immediately interrupted with questions from the panel.  And you answer their question, and your answer will likely be interrupted as well, and it’s a back and forth, much more, than a sort of monologue presentation.  This is more true the more important the case is, and the higher you go, so a Supreme Court oral advocate the first thing they are told, is you probably aren’t going to get a second sentence out, so you better make sure the first one is good.  

It’s very interesting, adrenaline filled, and you’re up there in a back and forth for however long you’re up there.  There’s nothing quite like it that I’ve done, but it’s also about dry points of law.  These are courts of law, they aren’t really interested in figuring out what really happened and a set of facts.  There are no witnesses, so you’re not cross examining people or anything like that.  Whether or not that would make for good TV, I mean, I’d watch it, but I think it’s pretty different from what we see most of the time.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): That blows my mind.  How does that work? How is it that you get one sentence in to your argument and you get cut off with a “yeah, whatever, this is what I want to know about?”  I’m assuming the justices all have both sides of the argument and have read it in advance and kind of know what parts they agree with and don’t and are using you to drill through to the sort of information they want?

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Exactly right.  Before you get to the argument you will have filed briefs that set forth in detail your legal arguments, and they’ve read those.  The argument is not to get out those basic, outlined arguments, they want to probe the difficulties with your position, they want to get into how these interact, and sometimes they want to convince one another.  Sometimes a question for you is really sort of directed to their colleges who are listening, and they are trying to persuade this person but through asking you a question. It’s live fire.  It’s a lot of fun, but it’s very intense.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Has anyone actually screamed “OBJECTION!” in the Court.  Like-

Ian Samuel (DOJ): I like to do that.  I like to show up early and do that before everyone gets there.


Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Are there any outrageous things that have happened while you’ve been in court that you could talk about?

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Outrageous things?  I don’t know about outrageous, but it was surprising.  In my first argument, I was in New York City in the 2nd Circuit, and I was very excited, and I’m up there and I’m so excited.  I was scheduled last on the docket for the day, there were 3-4 cases being argued before me.  

One of them was an immigration case, where the question was if the immigration authorities had rightly removed someone from the United States.  So far, seems pretty routine, there are lots of those cases.  But who I thought was going to be the lawyer for the immigrant herself stood up, I realized that she was the immigrant who had been ordered removed, which is unusual.  Sometimes people appear pro se, for yourself, and you sometimes get that in briefs, people cannot afford a lawyer, so they try to write their own, but I’d never seen this at an argument before.  

The other thing was, her command of English was sketchy, so she sort of was trying to engage in a back and forth with the court, but it was very uncomfortable, and you wondered why the court was trying to schedule this argument with this poor woman who’d been removed and is having a hard enough time, and put her through this bizarre spectacle.  It was grim.  It was not great.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): I was hoping for a naked judge, or –

Ian Samuel (DOJ): No.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): Or a fist fight between members of the bench.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Yeah.  No, sorry.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): Speaking of the Supreme Court, and appellate courts, we’ve been talking off cast about the Supreme Court ruling which involves a California Law that seems to ban or limit violent video games.  [Update: This decision was handed down this past week.  See here for details.] Postal 2 was one of the ones that sparked this controversy, and the Mortal Combat remake… do you have an update on this case?  What’s it about, what’s the fight for, and what do we as geeks have to be afraid of or hopeful for?

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  The law says it is illegal to sell a violent video game to anyone under 18, unless the game has substantial literary, artistic, or political value for minors.  And who knows what that means?

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): Is this like the Miller Law for video games?  

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Exactly.  It’s very strange, every courts of appeals have considered laws like this, and all courts of appeals have said that they’re unconstitutional, that they are restrictions on free speech that aren’t justified by any of the sort of exceptions to the usual rule that you can’t restrict what people want to say to each other. So far so good, and I think those rulings are correct and there have been no courts of appeals so far that have come out the other way.  

Then the Supreme Court decides to take this case, rising out of the state of California, and the ninth circuit.  By itself that doesn’t mean the decision below is wrong, it could mean they want to clarify some point of law, and sometimes they affirm a decision that they’ve decided to take and listen to.  Based on the oral arguments, they heard it argued in September, maybe? The way the Supreme Court is their term starts in October, so obviously it wasn’t September, I think it was argued in November, so it the term starts in October and ends in June, and all the cases that were argued during that time are decided by the end of the term, so you know by end of June, if your case was argued, you’re going to get a decision.  

Based on the oral arguments, it seemed that everything was going to be just fine, it seemed like there was a clear majority of the court that thought these laws weren’t okay, that you can’t restrict speech that is violent, that we have a history or tradition of that in the US, whether it’s for minors or not.  

That was a long time ago, and now there is one day left in the term, and there are four cases outstanding, and this is one of them. You might think if this was going to be easy peasy, they’d have written and released this months ago, but they haven’t. It’s possible that someone is preparing an epic dissent that will be very long, it’s possible that the “good guys” have lost some votes along the way and there will be a struggle for what the outcome is going to be, which would be obviously pretty bad, or it’s possible that it’s a long argument on both sides and it’s going to work out the way everyone thought and everything will be fine.

I really think that if anyone who cares about Video Games in the US should pay attention at 10am EST, when this decision will be announced, as it will have potential to do great damage to the state of affairs in this country.  Obviously, I’ve tipped my hat to what I think the decision will be, but I dunno. It will be interesting.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): Let me ask a devil’s advocate position.  How is this different than movie theater chains requiring minors to show ID to prove that they are over 17 or have a parent or guardian with them to sell them a ticket.  

Ian Samuel (DOJ): The reason is that movie theater guideline is voluntary, and a lot of people might not know, but it is, imposed by the Motion Picture Association of America, as a condition of their member theater groups, to get the prints you may have to do this.  But there is no law at all that says a 16 year old kid can’t go in to a video store and buy a copy of Shindler’s List because it is too violent.  That would be rather shocking to have a law like that.  It’s one thing to say, we as a movie theater chain, we want the clientele we want and we’re going to let people in of a certain age, fine, that’s a business decision, it’s none of my business.  

But for the government to say, we decided that people who aren’t 18 yet, can’t know about violence in the world, that’s shocking, and surprising, and much different than anything we’ve ever had in this country before.  It’d be positively warping to get to age 18…. look, like it or not violence is a part of history and a part of human affairs, it’s part of the way the world works, and to get to 18 without having been exposed to a story about it, to not be allowed to read the Iliad and the Odyssey because they’re too violent? It’s crazy. It’s crazy that the government would be allowed to do that.  

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): Especially to single out video games above all other forms of media.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Right, very strange.  If this stuff is warping people’s brains, I mean, High School football is pretty violent-

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): And literally warps people’s brains, with the concussion scares we’ve been reading about.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Yeah, no kidding.  It seems that we have enough honest to goodness problems without having to take time for made up ones like this.  It’s stupid, it’s amazingly brain-dead upon inception, but we’ll see what happens.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): These next few questions deal with the intersection between IP law and video games.  One thing that I’ve been annoyed with are gaming content creators being possessive of their server space.  In fact at one LAN party, we could not run our own local servers, we had to use the officially blessed servers to play on which gave us a hard time.  We had to go through this matchmaking crap, instead of just saying, everyone join this server-

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Higher pings…

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): It didn’t feel like a real LAN party.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): This is a problem in Star Craft tournaments, in Star Craft 2 there is no way to play locally.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): And Blizzard has been one of the assholes at the root of this, because I can remember a long time ago one of the first times I had a bitch session about this with you was over the BNETD project, where someone reverse engineered the battle.net server so that you could play off Blizzard.  They were shut down by legal threat, not something coming down out of case law. Where do projects stand that try to replace official clients or servers with some sort of homebrew, unofficial software?

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Well, it’s murky.  Let me lay out the sort of tools companies use to fight this thing.  You got a game, and it’s copyrighted, and that’s fine.  Now, to install this game, or to run it, you have to make a copy of this software, to disk and then to memory, and that’s making a copy of something copyrighted. You aren’t allowed to do this without permission.  Every game comes with a license, that you have to click through, before you install or do anything with it, and this agreement allows you to do something you aren’t allowed to do, which is copy this software.  

But here are the conditions, on this license, and one of them are you don’t do something like BNETD, you don’t run it on an unofficial server, whatever behavior we don’t like, we’ll say that’s a condition to the license.  If you do one of these things, the argument goes, you have violated the terms of the license, and you are now making copies of the game without our permission.  When you run that game in a way that violates the terms of the license, you are copying illegally.  And we can come get you.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  Isn’t that insane, just on principle? That loading software from disk to memory is making a copy?  That’s like saying if I’m reading a book my eyes are converting the images of the word to my memory and it’s making a copy of the book in my brain.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): I think that’s a serious objection.  It’s possible that people can disagree, to say the least. The other response is that there is a provision of the copyright law that says you are allowed to make a copy of software you own for the purposes of installing it to your computer, or making a back up.  This is section 117 of copyright law, you’re allowed to do that.  That is a right granted to you in the same piece of law that grants the copyright holder their rights in the first place.  You may ask, why doesn’t this cover this?  The answer is, which you can likely predict, “ah, but you don’t own this software, we’re just licensing it to you.”  Oh, I was confused, because I went to the store, and I bought a box, and I gave them money, and I took it home, and I would have thought I owned this box, but it turns out I don’t, you are the real owner of this thing I paid money for and will keep in my house for an indefinite period of time.  Usually when I go to the store and pay money and take something home, I own that thing.  Very surprised to find out that by saying so on the End User License Agreement (EULA)… you can sort of tell what I think of this argument.  But that’s the argument they’ve made, and they haven’t been wholly unsuccessful. It’s unsettled.  There is different law in different courts, and it has never been addressed by the Supreme Court, and it may never be.  The threat of legal action, which is very expensive, is generally enough to deter these projects, unfortunately.  The way these projects get shut down, is they use copyright law, and the threat of infringement lawsuits, to get to the point where it is too expensive to develop them.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): This is a question from one of our listeners, Stafa.  He wants to know about ROMs.  We’re all sort of old school gamers here, so this pertains to us.  I’ll admit to downloading a ROM before-

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): *gasps*

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): … of a cartridge I own.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): I’ll go one further.  I’ve downloaded a ROM I don’t physically have the cartridge for in my possession.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Tsk, tsk, I hear the sirens already. What’s the legality of that?  If you own a cartridge, what is the legality of downloading a copy of that to play on your computer, emulated?

Ian Samuel (DOJ): This is unsurprisingly a grey area.  I think there is a good argument, and it may not win, that the very same section of 117 we were just talking about, when you own a piece of software, like a video game cartridge, you have a right to make a backup copy, that’s unquestionable.  I think this situation would be covered by that.  You say, “Look, I own this cartridge, the way I’m making a backup copy is to download it to my PC over the internet.  If I lose my cartridge I won’t lose the software that I own and I paid for.”  The interesting thing about video game cartridges, there aren’t EULAs, there is nothing to click through, and there are no licenses.  So, I think you’d have a good argument that this is an exercise of your section 117 rights, because how else are you going to make a backup?  I’m not an expert in this, particularly, don’t go out and do this on my say so.  But I think there is a reasonable case made that this is a lawful exercise of your rights.  Obviously downloading things you don’t own is bad.  Don’t do that.  That’s copyright infringement, and whether you want to run the risk of doing that is up to you.  But I think your friend is within the bounds of the law, which is unsettled.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Don’t make any copies of this show, everyone.  There is a horribly extensive license on this thing-

Ian Samuel (DOJ): By listening to this show, you hereby agree, all the hot babes you meet are the property of Ian Samuel.


Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): Stated by an actual lawyer, so you’re in trouble.  I did want to ask one more follow-up question.  How far can those licenses extend, can they say they own your children by opening the box and running the software?

Ian Samuel (DOJ): It’s a good question, right?  If they can just unilaterally, if anything you click “I agree” to becomes part of the license, presumably they could say you hereby agree to be a subscriber to our service for 10 years, and if you don’t do it, that’s copy right infringement.  You can take this to clearly absurd ends, which is why I feel these click-thru licenses cannot actually function to deprive you ownership of something you bought,

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder): Has anyone legally challenged these EULAs?

Ian Samuel (DOJ): There is a case before the 9th circuit, not too long ago, about World of War craft bots, which violate the terms of Blizzard’s license.  Blizzard sued somebody, I’m not sure if it was the players or the makers of the boot or what, and the conclusion of the 9th circuit was, if I recall, was, you don’t own the software. But the bots aren’t illegal, it’s not copyright infringement, so they went into a technical distinction I won’t bother anyone with.  But there are cases about this, and they are litigated, and it’s like the Electronic Frontier Foundation, (EFF) and places like that, the Free Software Foundation (FSF) they get involved in these things and have not totally been unsuccessful.  This is a live thing, a fight that’s ongoing.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): We’ll talk about the EFF later, but before we do, I want to direct us toward the IP concerns around cloud based music services, like Google and Amazon have launched, and even Apple has started to go to, and they’re being sued by the media companies.  What do you think about the most recent developments where Amazon basically just pushes into the market and says “challenge us!”

Ian Samuel (DOJ): I think it’s interesting.  It’s good in the following respect.  I don’t know if Amazon will win their legal fight with the labels, I really don’t, they have a pretty good argument, that all they’re doing is providing a place for you to store your music online, that you upload the files and store the files, and we have a little player you can use to play the files.  It’s no different that Drop Box, really.  It sounds like a good argument to me.  

But whether they win or not, I’m glad it’s happening, because the only way you get good results in the realm of user rights and IP and copyright and things like that is when you have moneyed interests on both sides who can afford to litigate this as part of their business.  The music industry can crush people who don’t have the financial wherewithal to fight forever, even if they are completely in the right.  Amazon obviously thinks this is the bet.  They obviously knew the music labels whom they did not seek the permission of, they knew they would object, and this objection would take the form of litigation, so they were prepared to fight to do this.  

That’s good!  If they win, and they get a very user friendly result out of it, it’s good for everybody.  It’s the best chance we have.  The fact that Amazon and Google are lined up on the side that this is not copyright infringement, that users have the rights to do this, that’s the best hope.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder): I was happy to see it, because you need the moneyed interest, because the music industry has been very predatory on individuals, going after the small guy.  Now that Amazon comes into the market and says we’re going to do this, they can’t get the out of court settlements they’ve been getting with individuals, this is either going to the top or they’ll drop it.  One of the two.

Ian Samuel (DOJ): Right.  I think it’s very good.


A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  We’ve been talking a lot about intellectual property disputes.  Intellectual property is this kind of nebulous term that embraces trademarks, copyrights, licensing and a lot of different things that we kind of treat as one in the geek community.  

Do you feel that, at a fundamental level, all intellectual property is linked together or should they be treated as distinct things?  Should there be some kind of superseding law that governs all this stuff?

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  I don’t know anything about trademarks and trade secrets and some of the frontier, edge stuff in this world but I do think that there are important differences between patents and copyrights that people should keep in their head a little more clearly than they do.  They’re four different things and they should be treated differently.

So for example, patents are all about registration.  You have to register for a patent and prove to an office of the government that you’ve invented something new and sort of lay out how you did it in order to get a monopoly to do that thing for a fixed period of time.  The reasons you might want to have a system like that are sort of separate from the reasons that you might want to have a system of copyright where it’s automatic; as soon as you take a picture you’ve got a copyright.  It’s for a much longer time. A patent lasts 17 years and then it’s done.  A copyright lasts, as a practical matter, forever.  So I do try to keep them straight in my head because they are four different things.  

I tend to think, for example, that software patents are an example of an area we should be dealing with through copyright.  If you have a copyright on software you’ve written, that’s one thing, but to patent an idea of an algorithm just seems to me to be really absurd.  But they’re obviously related; they’re obviously cousins in some sense.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  In 1984 they had Sony vs. Universal that kind of solved, for a generation of technology, a lot of intellectual property disputes.  “Can I make a recording of a television show and play it back?”  And because the court ruled in the way they did, it really blew the lid off of a lot of things we take for granted now.  Time-shifting content, DVRs, stuff like that was all made possible by that ruling.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Right, they say it’s fair use for you to make a copy of a program for you to watch it later.  That’s what the decision says.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  Right.  And that kind of solved a lot of things until the internet era.  Do you think we’ll have a similar landmark law or landmark ruling that will solve the tension between content producers, consumers and pirates?  Consumer just want their stuff to work and stuff to play, content producers just want to get paid for producing content and pirates just want to rip it off for free.  There’s got to be a way to protect the rights of consumers without just giving the keys to the kingdom away to the pirates.  We could argue about what’s “wise” and what the content producers should do, but do you think there will be a nice, neat bow of a law that indemnifies consumers and allows content providers to effectively prosecute pirates?

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Unfortunately, I don’t think so.  I think that basically if you’re a consumer in the world right now, like if you listen to music or you watch movies or you play video games, I think you basically right now have a couple of problems.

The first problem you have is that copyright lasts way too long.  Well the Supreme Court already heard that case and they basically said Congress can keep going back and extending it and extending it forever and ever.  So that problem doesn’t feel like it’s going to get solved.

The other problem you have is that, to the extent that all of your stuff is burdened with crappy digital rights management stuff, makes it impossible to take your movie that you bought on iTunes and play it on some other device.  That doesn’t seem like a thing that the law can really solve.  People are just going to have to decide that they don’t want to pay money for that.  Because you wouldn’t want to make that illegal.  I mean, digital rights management is a bad idea but it would be hard to think of a way to make it unlawful that wouldn’t also have a lot of unintended consequences.

So I don’t really see this as a problem a law is going to solve.  I think in the long run, the solution to the problem you’re talking about is — when it is more convenient to pay for stuff at a reasonable price, you will get enough of the market that you will make money.  This is why Steam is great.  Steam uses digital rights management; it absolutely does.  It’s a DRM system.  But it’s like the best one you’ve ever used because instead of making it harder than it used to be to play games that you’d install from a CD, it’s so much better because you can install it, then delete it, then install it again later, install it on a different computer that you own or stuff like that.  So as a result, I think a lot of people who might have pirated games in the past will go on Steam and pay $5 on a Steam sale.  The content producer makes money, there’s some protection against piracy, the consumer gets to play a game he wants; sort of everybody wins.  This is why the iTunes store displaced casual piracy for a lot of people.  It’s just more convenient and the price is reasonable.  

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  So you mentioned that you think it’s not going to be a problem solved by the law but is there any threat right now that someone will try to litigate this or try to make laws to cover this and royally eff it up?

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Oh sure.  For example, there’s the PROTECT IP act which expands and criminalizes just an amazingly, stupidly large amount of stuff; even linking to a website.  As I understand the PROTECT IP act — if you link to a website that is accused of copyright infringement, you’re on the hook for a federal crime essentially.  It’s beyond ridiculous.

The other thing that we’re seeing is a lot of moves to make certain digital locker services — websites where you can store files and send a link to people to download those for free — to make those illegal or make them more regulated.  I think Britain passed a law that did something like that in the very recent past.

So there’s always going to be a threat.  These threats are not going away — this sort of “copyright maximalism” where we’ve just got to expand and expand and expand the legal rights that content owners have — that’s not going away.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  Ok, so that kind of brings us back around to the trademark question that was asked by MadBrew on our forums.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  Yeah, MadBrew is all about RPG systems and he’s got this really unique concern about copyright law because there’s a lot of things — like game core rule mechanics can’t be copyrighted but you can take proper names of things and trademark them.  That’s what D&D did.  “You know what?  In 3.5, screw it, we’re going to release all our rules under the Open Gaming License since people can take them anyway but we are going to protect, vigorously, the concept of a ‘beholder’ or a ‘Lich King’.  And we’re going to protect our art; the things that make D&D great but go run wild with the D20 rule set.”  So that kind of informs this next question that he asks.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  And I’m just going to read this verbatim.  He says: “I know short phrases, names, and titles cannot be copyrighted, but they can be protected via trademark. How well can proper names/titles of elements presented in a work be protected by trademark? For instance, if a tabletop game has a mechanic called ‘Lubert's Rod of Golden Showers’ presented within the rules (but not used to market or otherwise identify the product); does the publisher have any legal ground for litigation against another publisher that also makes use of the name?”

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Unfortunately, the answer to that question is: “I don’t know.”  The truth of the matter is trademark law is not really something I know that much about.  I mean, it sounds reasonable, doesn’t it?

Doesn’t it feel like you kind of should?  Somebody uses your ‘Rod of Golden Showers’ who isn’t you?  You feel like you should kind of be owed money from that guy?

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  I would feel violated, yes.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Yeah, I feel like you should be able to get money from that guy.  See, this is why I like that disclaimer at the beginning; because I can just guess and no one can say that it’s legal advice.  But as a practical matter, I don’t know.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  We don’t accept “I don’t know”s on this podcast so theorize, Mr. Data.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Theorize?  I think you’re probably pantsed.  You probably can’t get anything.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  The other question he had was about the copyright term expansion act of 1988.  He wanted to know what your thoughts concerning the protection of corporate IP was.  He says his stance is that the “current extension should be rolled back to the original specs.  I think it does the opposite of its constitutional intent which was to promote creativity.”

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  And he mentioned the Mickey Mouse Act as it was so titled.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Right, the Sonny Bono thing.  Well I agree with that.

The constitution says that copyrights are to be secured for a limited time, ok?  That’s actually in article 1 of the constitution.  To me, if Congress can extend and extend and extend a copyright term indefinitely, that is no longer of a limited time in any practical sense.  And the economic rationale for it is non-existent because if the argument for copyright is “we have to incentivize creators so they’ll get a reasonable return on whatever they make” — Mickey Mouse is already made and so the incentives are already done operating on the creation of Mickey Mouse.  So I think on the Sonny Bono thing — I’m not familiar with a legal academic who works in the realm of copyright anywhere who thinks that was a good idea or is even mildly supportable by anything other than just interest group politics.  So that’s my answer.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  That’s basically where I fall on it too.  

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  It sounds like it’s going to be up to “we the people”, if this comes up and Congress extends it again, to get awareness out to be like: “This is bullshit and this is going to mean your jobs.”

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Yeah, I don’t remember how long the extension was but I remember a couple months ago, I was looking at it and I realized that in the next few years, the extra years from the Sonny Bono copyright thing were going to be over and they were going to have to either do it again or let some of this stuff go into the public domain.  And I think that the last time it happened it was in the late 90s and the internet was not quite a “thing” yet.  I mean, people were online, I was online, but it had not had the mass impact that it has now.  I’ll be very interested to see what that fight looks like because it’s one that the every person and politically interested individual on the internet is going to obviously want to say something about.  I’ll certainly be paying attention.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  And we didn’t have the internet back then for us to all organize and educate.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  Isn’t the amount of years that it’s protected approaching a lifetime now?  Isn’t going to be harder to justify it once it’s over someone’s natural lifetime?

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Well actually, right now it’s already over that.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  It is?  Okay.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  It’s like the creator’s lifetime plus 70 years or something.  I mean, it is a long, long time.  Maybe it’s life plus 90 years?  Whatever it is, we’re way past life.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  It’s also kind of destroying the public domain.  Like right now on my Kindle I have all these works from the 19th century that I’ve downloaded for free and I’m not hurting Dickens or Tolstoy or any of those guys.  But I cannot play Steamboat Willie on my BlackBerry.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  Think of his estate, man, his estate!  The pain you’re causing!

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  The Great Gatsby, for example.  I don’t think that’s in the public domain.  It’s absurd that it’s not.  

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  Okay, so we’ve talked about some of the frightening IP precedents I guess, but are there any really promising IP-related legal precedents that you’ve seen developing recently?

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Hmmm…. promising…  uhhh…  Well actually, yes.  Actually there is one.  This is a good one.

There is a thing in the patent law called “inducement of patent infringement” where you’re not the primary infringer but you encourage someone else to violate the patent.  You’re liable as an infringer just the same as if you’d done it yourself.  Now, the Supreme Court, this term, confronted the following question:  

To infringe a patent, you don’t have to know about the patent.  You don’t have to know anything.  If you have a patent for a certain kind of vacuum cleaner and I build that vacuum cleaner, I infringed the patent and I owe you money whether I knew you had a patent or not.  It doesn’t matter how hard I looked; it doesn’t matter anything.  It’s a strict liability.  The question in the case was: Is inducement of infringement the same?  So, for example, if I hire a factory to build me a bunch of vacuum cleaners they’re probably violating the patent directly and that’s their problem.  But am I liable for violating the patent if am inducing someone else to do something that, in fact, violates the patent but I don’t know there’s a patent out there?  The answer, hearteningly, was “No.”  To be liable as an inducer you have to know about the existence of the patent.

So that’s not a big deal but it’s nice.  Software companies really cared about this big time because they get hit with tons of patent trolls all the time and they really care about the inducement rules.  So they were big participants in this case and it came out the good way so how about that?

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  Sounds good.  It’s just a shame there are no other good legal precedents happening right now.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Well there hasn’t been a lot of action on the copyright front recently other than this terrible legislation that’s being proposed.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  The PROTECT IP Act?

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Yeah.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  Let’s talk a little bit — it’s not legal but it’s something I think you’ve got an opinion on.  What role does Wikileaks and independent journalists play in our future?  Can newspapers and that kind of in-depth journalism survive in an environment where anyone can leak any information out instantaneously and anyone can write a reasonably informed opinion and publish it anywhere instantly?

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Yeah, I think journalists are going to be just fine.  I don’t think that the Wikileaks model is particularly sustainable because it involves — I want to phrase very carefully my comments about Wikileaks because they are — In fact, I think I should say nothing about Wikileaks.  I’ll just talk about journalists.

Journalists are going to be fine.  The success of places like Talking Points Memo and a lot of the online-only journalism outlets, or even places like Politico, prove that you can run a business and make money selling news online.  You can do it.  People are doing it every day.  Now the old newspapers, the New York Times and the Washington Post — I don’t know.  Their business model was built for a completely different era.  I’m a lot less sure about those guys.

What I know for sure is that local newspapers are pretty much dead.  There’s maybe a market for one or two big English language newspapers in the United States.  Like the New York Times I think is going to survive in some form.  But the Pueblo Chieftain, the paper of my hometown?  No.  It’s not gonna happen.  What’s the argument for it?  You can get online and learn everything that’s going to be in the Pueblo Chieftain for free.  Local news is very well-handled by local bloggers.  I learn plenty about my D.C. neighborhood through a couple of blogs.  These are hobbyists doing it for free.  The reality is it’s just going to be very hard for those places to make money.  

I think we’re going to see a rise in mid-level, petty corruption in small cities as a result because the local newspaper watchdog is going to be gone.  There can be all sorts of grift and corruption that, unfortunately, we’re just never going to know about.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  I thought you were going to say the opposite; lots of large metropolitan areas, or at least the Indianapolis’s of the world, are not going to have a newspaper of record but would be ones at a local level because yeah, there might be a local blogger for D.C. and Denver, CO but I don’t think there’s going to be one for Greenfield, IN or Clearwater, FL.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  But how does the Greenfield Times make money?  Why are people going to pay for that?

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  That’s a good question.  I mean, the only problem with local bloggers covering it Ian Samuel (DOJ): If I’m a person new to the area and I want to know about current events I can look up newspapers in the phone book, I can call them to get a subscription and “boom”, I’m plugged in.  It’s a lot harder to find the “blogger of record” for these little places.  If we could only find a way to get this information better organized, I guess and have some kind of transparency over it too.  Because that’s the other thing that you miss with a traditional journalist editorial approach: “Are these sources vetted?  Is this guy just making shit up?”  You don’t know.  “Is he really blowing the lid off the mayor’s scandal or is he just making something up because he’s a political hack?”  That stuff gets a lot harder.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Yeah, it’s harder.  Although I have to say, while you were talking, I Googled “Indianapolis blogger of record” and the first page of Google results seems pretty promising to me so we may already have the device to find stuff on the internet.

JJ & A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  [laughing]

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  It’s a lot better than the Yellow Pages actually.

But I mean, I don’t totally disagree.  It’s an issue.  I just don’t know understand how the Greenfield Times is going to make money.  If they’re not going to be online, no one’s going to read them.  If they’re going to be online, they’re not going to be able to charge enough to pay a whole staff probably, because their audience isn’t big enough.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  Oh, I’m not disagreeing with you; I’m just saying it kind of sucks because I think you’re right.  You are going to see a lot of corruption and graft and police department shenanigans that are not going to get solved because there’s nobody looking into it.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Yeah, I think that’s right and it’s too bad.  We’ll work it out eventually but there’s going to be a period where it’s something we deal with.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  How do you see the privacy landscape in 10 – 25 years?  It seems like we’re heading into a world that wants one-way transparency; everybody wants to know what’s going on in the citizens’ lives but the other way — us knowing what’s going on in the government’s lives and the people that are enforcing laws — that is being frowned upon.  Where do you see privacy now — with the internet and all the surveillance that we’ve got and all the stuff that can be networked — how do you see that being affected?  Good or bad?

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Yeah, it’s a good question.  The weird thing that I’ve started to think about is… So everyone knows that we sort of put ourselves online and give away our privacy, right?  That’s sort of a trite observation.  Everybody knows that.  What I’ve been thinking about lately is that, in the process of doing that, we’re living these lives that are framed to be put online.  Like you see people taking pictures of what they’re doing so they can post them to Flickr or Facebook or whatever and you realize that you suddenly have a directorial distance from your own experiences and you’re doing stuff because it will be fun to tweet about, or whatever.  I don’t know if that’s exactly a privacy problem or what it is but I’m starting to notice a little bit of that in my own life.  

I was on this big road trip and I was tweeting a bunch about it and I realized that I was subtly being influenced to go to different places because “that will make a cool tweet.”  It’s very strange, you know what I mean?  So I think that is the real unexplored consequence of all this stuff and I have no idea how it’s going to play out.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  It’s interesting that it’s probably affecting our lives more than we even understand.  Like you’re saying, if we’re distancing ourselves from the things that we’re actually experiencing while we’re experiencing them so that we can somehow document them for our friends and for later.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  And no one cares!

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  And no one cares, yeah.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  Like you see the jackass at the Grand Canyon looking at it through a viewfinder.  You would actually have a better experience sitting at home watching it on TV in a high def PBS presentation of the Grand Canyon.  And that’s the thing, no one cares!  I don’t want to see this guy’s video that he’s shooting.  He’s probably not going to watch it more than once in his whole life.  So just experience it.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Right.  It’s very strange.  This sort of need to curate your own experiences for the best presentation to other people whether that’s via a social network or whatever else.  I’m really not trying to be the grumpy old man about this.  It’s nice to be able to share this stuff with people and it can obviously be a huge force for good and it’s not going away.  But just lately I’ve been thinking about what that’s doing to people.  Is it good?  Is it bad?  It’s obviously some mix of the two but it’s pretty interesting.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  It’ll be interesting to see what future archeology looks like because we’re recording everything.  I just wonder what that will look like — whether they try to drill down to individual lives and tell a narrative there or they try to draw overall conclusions from a culture.  You think about all the stuff that’s on the internet.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  Well we’ve just ruined any type of archeological expeditions by recording this.  Blue Yonder is going to be the smear on the entire history of mankind.  

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  It’ll be like the fossilized coprolites.  Like they’re looking at fossilized shit and they can dig through to find out how much corn was in the person’s diet.

But yeah, that’s assuming that this will all last.  That’s another open question when you start talking about archeology and digital future.  We’re not writing things on stone tablets; we’re writing things on CD-Rs that are going to disintegrate and bits that are going to rot.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Yeah, that’s true.  It’s like when Geocities went offline.  They didn’t save any of that.  There was a big project to go through and archive all that had been put on Geocities but it’s not inevitable that this stuff stays around.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  And nothing of value was lost.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  So we’ve been discussing some negative trends there but, as it relates to IP law and the gaming industry, are there any effective ways for us to combat these sorts of negative trends that we’re seeing in those arenas?

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Well, I think that there are 2 things.  At the macro level, when legislation, the sort of PROTECT IP stuff, comes up, you’ve got to care and it’s very important that you actually do stuff.  The thing is, as weird as it sounds; senators and congressmen are bizarrely influenced by constituent mail and constituent phone calls.  It doesn’t always make a difference, it’s not inevitable.  Obviously if they have a million bucks in campaign money on the line, some nice call from somebody isn’t going to make a difference but you’ve got to do stuff like that.  

On a micro level, the only thing you can do is not give money to schemes that don’t provide a relatively robust set of rights for you.  For example, I feel very comfortable buying music on iTunes because it’s all DRM-free, I can do whatever I want with it, etc.  I feel a lot less comfortable about some of the games that are crippled by design if you don’t have an internet connection.  I don’t want to give money to a company who thinks that’s a good way to do it.  So I just don’t play those things.

I realize those are both really trite answers but I think they’re trite because they’re correct.  That’s what you have to do.  

And over time, I think things go in the right direction.  Music on iTunes used to be all DRM’ed, now it’s not.  Now there’s a MP3 store on Amazon, it didn’t used to be that way before.  Over time, these are businesses and they will work themselves out.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  That’s scary because you’re saying that letters and phone calls are what sways.  I feel like our generation — we’ll get on Slashdot and we’ll bitch or we’ll make an ironic tweet or get on Facebook and share links but that’s kind of like public masturbation; it’s not actually doing anything.  

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  It’s not.  It’s a good community-building exercise and how people find out about stuff but it has to be cashed in with the stuff that’s going to make a difference to the people who have the decision-making authority.  I did not believe this for a long time but legislators really care disproportionately about constituent contact.  Like I say, for really big stuff, I’m not going to make the claim that everyone’s voting their conscience all the time but it is the one thing that anyone can do and you should.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  Do you ever think that will switch?  Like 20 years from now you’ll hear on CNN (assuming it’s not dead) that like: “This unpopular legislation is a trending topic on Twitter and it’s got legislators worried that their jobs are on the line.”  Do you think it’ll ever switch to “We don’t make phone calls?  We’ll send you a text maybe but we don’t write letters for god’s sake.”  Do you think they’ll ever to the digital stuff?

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Oh sure.  Oh sure.  I think they will.  As time passes and that’s how people communicate with each other, sure.  They didn’t used to probably care about faxes.  Now they do.  They, unfortunately, still care about faxes.  Fax machines, that’s good stuff.  But in the end, legislators are human beings and they want to keep their jobs and they don’t always have a good sense of what that’s going to require and so they’re very risk averse.  So when there’s a lot of stuff frightening them, they’re going to do something about it.  

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  I wanted to follow up with this but I forgot at the time.  You said you did not want to comment on Wikileaks.  Is that because you have a complex view of the matter or is that because the U.S. government is actively involved in litigation in that regard?

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Yeah, it’s that.  I have many complicated thoughts on Wikileaks but the Justice Department is not messing around with these guys and even though I have disclaimed up and down that my views are not the Justice Department’s views, this is one of those really sensitive areas where I don’t think I should say anything at all because, at the end of the day, I am still a lawyer who works at the Justice Department.  Like I said, everyone’s risk-averse.  Everyone like to keep their job.  I just don’t want to be the guy on the podcast talking about Wikileaks when he shouldn’t.  I don’t want to be that guy.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  I think we just got lawyered out of some really juicy Wikileaks commentary.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  That’s the thing.  I especially don’t want to talk about it because it’s not a million years close to anything I have to do.  I really shouldn’t be commenting because there are many Justice Department lawyers, I’m sure, who think about Wikileaks as part of their job.  I’m not even one of them.  So I really shouldn’t say anything cause I don’t know what I’m talking about.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  Fair enough.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  So Wikileaks is very interesting.  I follow it with interest and I’m sure we all will.  So that’s it.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  Let me ask you kind of a philosophical underpinning question.  Do you believe that information should be free?

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Well, I think everyone knows by now the second half of that quotation which goes: “Information wants to be free.  Information wants to be expensive.”  And the point is that it’s very easy to transmit and duplicate information but information is also extremely valuable.  So out of this central tension grows the last 30 years first world history.

So what does it mean for information to be free?  It’s hard to answer that question in the abstract.  If “information being free” means a robust public domain, yeah I believe in that.  If “information being free” means a lot of people creating great stuff and giving it away for free because they’re not trying to make money on it, they just want to make cool things, yeah that sounds pretty good.  As we were discussing, I wrote 10,000 posts analyzing a complicated scientific subject when I was in high school talking about Star Trek and Star Wars.  So that’s pretty good.  I gave that away for free.

If “information being free” means that artists can’t make a living, that doesn’t sound so good.  If “information being free” means that a writer or artists can’t make enough money doing what they love doing to be able to do it full time, that doesn’t sound so good.  I like reading the work of writers, I like looking at the work of artists, I like listening to the work of musicians and I want people to be able to do that as their job and make money from it all the time.  And I don’t think anyone really disagrees with either of those things.

So it’s complicated.  But the one thing I think everyone should able to agree on is that information about — there’s this big government initiative to release a lot of information about government in open formats that are easily machine-readable, to release the federal budget as parsable .xml files so you could drill down and create cool tools.  

For example, when Justice Kagan was nominated to the Supreme Court there was a big release by the White House of all of her previous emails as White House Counselor many years ago during the Clinton administration.  They released a big dump of machine-readable email that she had written; just released it to the public.  Then the Sunlight Foundation, I’m pretty sure, created a website which may still exist called Elena’sInbox.com.  Elena Kagan.  Elena is her first name.  It was a searchable, gmail-style interface of all of her previous emails that had been freely released by the government.  It was so much more useful and interesting and readable and you could do all this neat stuff with it, and you could go back and read this stuff.  It was really cool.  And so if “information being free” means stuff like that, yeah, I’m definitely for that.  The information about what the government is doing and the way the government works, that stuff being out there, that’s pretty good.  

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  All I know is that Shakespeare gots to be paid, son.  I like pop culture and I want them to keep making more of it.

I kind of see us going back to the patronage system.  They keep talking about the growing disparity between the “haves” and “have nots” and back in feudal, medieval and renaissance times a lot of time wealthy land owners and noblemen would sponsor artists for their own vanity and self-glory but lots of beautiful art was enjoyed by the public as a result.  I kind of wonder if, as the billion and trillionaires get more and more and more of that, if they won’t start to compete amongst themselves.  They’ve all got money.  They’re going to try to find the best and brightest artists and intellectual minds and that’s going to be the new social currency.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  It’s possible, although I think even more likely is that we will see artists and creative people of all stripes being able to sell their work directly to the end appreciators of it.  So my mother, who, as you noted, is a professional novelist, she has been digitizing and putting her own back catalog on eBook stores; Kindle and Nook and all that stuff.  The way the contracts work is you get your copyrighted work back after a certain amount of time.  So she’s got the copyright of her books again and has been selling her back catalog stuff and it’s been making a ton of money.  Big, big, big paydays selling this stuff, her own back catalog, on Amazon directly to people and it’s no mystery as to why.

When you sell a book to Amazon, even though Amazon is kind of a middleman, you get 70 percent of the sale price.  When you’re an author selling your books through a publisher in a physical book store you’re not getting anywhere close to 70 percent.  Try more like 5, 6, 8, 10 percent.  It’s nothing.  So the effect of all this is that it’s never been a worse time to be a middleman.

It’s great stuff.  You can write a book today.  Anyone can write a book.  The equipment to do so is amazingly cheap.  All you need is a piece of shit laptop and you can write a book.  And if that book is good, you can have an audience of hundreds of millions of people who can buy it.  You don’t need any infrastructure, you don’t need anything.  If you can write something that’s good and get it out there, you can make yourself rich doing what you’re great at.  That’s good stuff.

So I think maybe there will be some patronage in the future like what you’re talking about but I also just think, increasingly, this independent creator is going to be king.  And that is very good.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  Oh yeah.  I think the patronage is more for higher cost of entry stuff like making the Lord of the Rings trilogy, for example.  You’re not going to be independently making a hundred million dollar movie but George Soros might be a Tolkien fan and front you the money just because he thinks it’s really cool to see something like that made.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Well I often wonder — so obviously the technology to have first run movies delivered directly into the home exists.  And a lot of people have pretty nice home theater setups.  So I’m just wondering when are we going to get to the point where you can pay — and obviously you’re going to have to pay a lot, you’re not going to be able to pay the price of a movie ticket because they’re going to want to protect revenues — but imagine you could pay $100 to stream a first run movie onto your home theater projection system.  You invite 5, 6, 7 people over, it becomes cost-effective, you don’t have to go to the movie theater, you don’t have to listen to a bunch of assholes eating really loudly next to you, you enjoy this great movie and it’s $100.  Or maybe it’d be more than $100, I don’t know but I feel like we’ve got to get there eventually.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  That’s exactly the way pay-per-view boxing events and MMA fights work now.  Nobody spends $50 to $75 to watch it by themselves.  They invite all their buddies over, everybody kicks in $5 for a 6-pack and there you go.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Yeah exactly.  And I feel like we’re going to see experiments with that.  I don’t know who’s going to do it first but the technology already exists.  It’s just a matter of somebody who has the commercial will to do so.  It would be very exciting.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  Absolutely.  Now we were talking earlier about some of the more effective ways to combat any of the negative trends we see and that kind of leads us into the organizations that do that.  What is the importance of organizations like the EFF and is it worthwhile to donate to their causes; to give them money to fight these battles for us.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Well I think so.  I should say that I have some skin in this game because there are EFF lawyers who are friends of mine and Software Freedom Foundation guys — these people are my friends so I’m obviously biased.

But long before that was true; I did give money regularly to the EFF.  Every month I think I gave $20 for a long time.  And it is worthwhile because they are doing tremendous work and they really make the money count.  These are very, very smart guys and girls.  The friends I have who are doing this kind of work are my smart friends.  So they’ve got the best folks and those folks are working for way less than they could make at a private law firm.  And they are doing top quality stuff.  So is it worth it?  Hell yeah it’s worth it.  These are good organizations and I really feel like they put the money to good use.  They get stuff for people that you may never even know about.

Let me give you an example.  The EFF started litigating a series of cases about cell phone tracking where, basically, a government investigator wanted to know about your whereabouts.  So they’d get an order from a court that would allow them to track your cell phone using cell tower positioning, which is pretty accurate.  And they were getting this without actually showing probable cause that you had committed a crime or anything like that.  They just kind of wanted to know.

The EFF started to get involved in these cases, quite successfully in many cases, and actually challenged the ability of government to do this.  Now, it was the Justice Department that was doing this but I’m already on record because I wrote my student note about this thinking that we’ll probably need probable cause for that so nothing new here.  You’ve probably never heard of this before but they’re doing a great job.  They get right in at the beginning and they make very effective use of that money and end up winning important privacy rights for a lot of people.

So these are good groups and if you’re looking for an effective way to use your charitable dollar, boy you could do a lot worse.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  One follow-up question I had along the lines of the Amazon cloud services and the organizations that fight these sorts of legal battles.  How do you see the role of these more altruistic, I guess, businesses that are coming up like the Amazons, the Googles.  I know they’re still in it for the profit, obviously.  They’re a business.  But some of their mission statements seem to be more in line with what the consumer would want.  Do you see any role of business in fighting the legal trends alongside the EFF and other organizations that might be coming up in the future?

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Yeah, I absolutely do.  Remember the case that A.Ron was talking about, the time shifting case, was a case between a movie studio and Sony.  Sony had an interest in being able to sell you a device that time shifted this thing so they had an incentive to stick up for the rights of consumers and they did so very successfully.  So I would encourage people not to think about the world in business vs. consumer terms.  It’s not quite that simple.  It’s really about different business models competing to survive.  

I like to use the example of when the refrigerator was invented, a lot of milkmen went out of business because all of a sudden you didn’t need milk delivered to you every single day because you’d just refrigerate it for a week.  And so the businessman who made his living running the milkman company, his business model didn’t make sense anymore and all of a sudden a different guy’s business model, the refrigerator salesman, his business model suddenly made a lot more sense.  

It’s the same thing now.  You have competition between old and new business models.  On the one hand, the way Amazon makes its money is by giving you access to all of your music anywhere you want to have it and selling it to you at a very low price.  The music industry traditionally made their money by selling you the same song over and over again; you buy it on tape, you buy it on vinyl, you buy it on CD, then you buy a digital download.  So it’s just a competition between these two business models.

So yeah, there’s a big role for businesses to fight these things and it’s definitely a good thing.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  Ok, so I want to ask one more follow-up question to get to the root of how you feel specifically about altruism in business.  I’ve been following the startup scene on places like Hacker News and other sites for a long time now and it seems like the trend in small business, in these start-ups, has been to provide the customer with a valuable service that enables them to do something better or easier and they’re not so much concerned about making tons of money.  A lot of them just want to help consumers.

So you’ve got big companies like Amazon and Google doing that.  Do you feel that that’s something that’s valid; something that’s going to continue?  This may be a little bit out of your field of expertise but I’m just wondering your opinion.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):   I think it will.  There are a lot of things that motivate people in life.  It’s not just money.  I mean, people want to get rich and that’s good because a good way to get rich is by making something that a lot of people like, but they also want to be thought well of by their peers.  Within the start-up world, especially in the pockets where it’s most concentrated, it’s a very tight-knit community.  Being thought of as an asshole that’s against the rights of the user will cost you friends and you’re not going to get invited to the cool parties anymore.  Nobody wants that, right?  

I wouldn’t even necessarily call it altruism.  People are motivated by self-interests for a lot of different reasons.  Being thought of as the kind of guy or girl who does the right thing and sticks up for the right people and isn’t evil — I mean, how much distance did Sergey and Larry get out of the “Don’t be evil” thing?  It’s widely satirized but they got a lot of cred for that, right?  Even if it isn’t exactly true anymore.  The whole “Don’t be evil” thing was such a contrast.  So I think I agree with you.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  Let’s switch our gears a little bit to the executive side of the government.  What’s your opinion of this bullshit going on in the country where police officers and public officials are persecuting and prosecuting individuals for shooting pictures and film of them doing their duty?

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Well, I agree.  I don’t think this is good.  It’s too bad because, for one, I think that everybody should be able to agree that having a record of how our public officials go about their duties is good, not just for the public, but actually for the officials.  If every police officer’s every move were recorded, what we would discover is that most of them are very decent, conscientious people who are working hard to do the right thing and we would be able to identify the ones who aren’t very rapidly.

There’s nothing that’s worse for a decent police officer than a bad apple who makes everyone look terrible.  And that’s who’s driving this stuff.  The bad apples.  The 0.1 percent of the guys who cause 99 percent of the problems and don’t want any accountability.  Whereas most police officers are really just trying to do the right thing and, of course, recording those guys would show nothing exceptional at all.

So I agree.  I think it’s very disturbing, the idea that there would be something wrong with making a record of a public official discharging their duties in public.  There should be no objection to that at all.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  Speaking of bad apples, the next question is on police brutality.  Where do you feel that force, or excessive force, fits in with law enforcement?  And, in a truly transparent society, could we completely eliminate police brutality and do we want to eliminate it?

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  Cause we want to brutalize criminals, right?

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  I mean, personally, I want to brutalize criminals.  

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  Sideshow Bob had it right.  We, every once in a while, need these cold-hearted guys to lower taxes, brutalize criminals and rule us like a king!  They can’t do that if they can’t beat us up and rough us up every once in a while.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Right.  It’s a tricky subject because it’s very hard, I think, for most people to understand, including me, what it’s actually like to be a police officer on the job and to know that a badge is not a magic shield.  Police officers get killed and get hurt all the time.  And it’s perfectly understandable that, in the heat of the moment, things are done that, upon colder reflection, don’t look like such a good idea.  I’m not saying that that stuff is ok but I have a lot more sympathy for that than I do for true brutality where you’ve got an office who has somebody handcuffed on the ground and is roughing them up.  That’s not ok.  

And police departments should be given some credit when they take action against folks like that because it really is that in police departments everywhere, 99 percent of the problems by 1 to 2 percent of the officers.  There are certain people who are just bad apples and most police officers are really just trying to do their job.

So I’m sensitive to that.  It’s tough.  You knock on the door of some place you think is a drug warren at 6 o’clock in the morning and you hear a loud noise, shit, that would startle me too and I might do something that, upon considered reflection, had been hasty.  But we’ve got to distinguish that from instances of masochism and cruelty.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  Yeah, and I think we have to factor in that they are putting their lives on the line every day.  And when you step into that house where the loud noise goes off, you don’t know what that is.  It’s possible that’s a gun shot.  It’s possible that your life is in danger so you’re going to take actions to rectify that.  So I could definitely see giving a little leeway on that.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  I certainly understand it at least.  Even if I think, look, if you violate peoples’ rights there have to be remedies.  We should always just try to remember how we might act in the same circumstances.  Even if it doesn’t make stuff right, it can help make it more comprehensible.  

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  You’ve mentioned the doctrine of “copyright maximalism”?

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Maximalism, yeah.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  This is from MadBrew as well.  “What are your thoughts on the ability of the little guy to be able to defend himself in a case of fair use, or even wildly off-base lawsuits, without major funding?  It seems like corporations with deep pockets can pretty much bulldoze anyone they want.  What can a little guy do?  Represent himself?”  And he lists a couple case laws.  One that seemed particularly ridiculous was Monster energy drinks successfully getting this brewery, Rock Art Brewery, to not sell a beverage called the “Vermonster” which was a play on the state Vermont, not Monster energy drink.

That does seem like it’s very oppressive if you are in the right but you can’t stand up for yourself because you can’t afford to defend yourself.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Yeah, or another example of this is, just this week, this guy Andy Baio released this album called “Kind of Bloop” which was a chip tune version of Miles Davis’ “Kind of Blue” which he funded through Kickstarter and it was very cool.  The cover of it was a pixel art version — it was meticulously, you could tell, hand-created — of the actual album cover of “Kind of Blue”.  And it looks great.  You can find it online.  I bought it at the time, I’m glad I did.

Well the photographer who had taken that picture sued this guy just recently.  And this guy said “Look, I have no doubt that my pixel art version of the album cover constitutes fair use.  There is no doubt in my mind.  I know I’m right.  But the litigation to fight this would be more expensive than I can afford.”  So he settled it and not for nothing either.  He settled for $32,000.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  Which probably bit out a lot of the kickstarter funds.

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  Yeah, that’s not nothing.  And he also agreed to stop using it as the album cover for “Kind of Bloop”.  So one thing I would say is if you have $5, go buy Andy Baio’s chiptune album “Kind of Bloop” because he could really use the money.

It’s unfortunate but the reality is the American legal system is expensive.  Litigation is very expensive and it really cannot be done by amateurs.  Do not freelance this stuff because if you lose you are very screwed.  It can’t be done by amateurs and it’s expensive and each side pays their own costs.  So even if you win, it’s not like you, except in some very particular and rare circumstances, it’s not like you get attorney’s fees from the loser just for having won.  So even a victory may be more than you can afford.

So unfortunately it does create the possibility for a lot of bullying and we see that.  It’s the same thing that just happened to all those Apple developers — iPhone developers — who were getting pushed around by a patent troll.  What can you really do?  You can fight it but it’s just going to be more expensive than giving in.  It’s terrible but it’s the way the system is.  So what can you do?  Unfortunately the answer is — what can the little guy do — nothing.

A.Ron Hubbard (Blue Yonder):  Wow, this has actually been more depressing than I thought.

Jim Jones (Blue Yonder):  Ok, so I just have one more question for you.  Is it not true that in high school, your nickname was actually “The Vermonster?”

Ian Samuel (DOJ):  That is correct.  I was interdicted by some time-traveling trademark lawyers.  That is why I decided to go into law; so that I could go back and avenge myself.