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Yo Ho Ho Ho! It's a First-Rum Christmas

Yar! We've got a very special Christmas celebration planned for this year and can't wait to unleash it. We'll have to wait until some very specific dates though, because this year's celebration is packed full of first-run Christmas movies.

Check out all the festivities beginning on Thursday, Dec 1st and stretching all the way through the week of Christmas.

Featured Christmas Content

There are enough features this year to fill even Santa's sack. Find them all at this December. Click or scroll for more info.

Holiday Hangouts on

On Wednesday, December 7th and 14th, we’ll be doing fun and festive live-streams starting at 8pm EST. We’ll be creating christmas-themed tier lists, playing games, exchanging secret santa gifts, and in general getting extra "festive".

Also, don't miss the annual "A Very Giamatti Christmas" viewing! Visit and follow us to get a reminder notification when we go live.

Community Secret Santa

Our Secret Santa gift exchange continues to be a fun even for every so we're keeping it going this year. Just like years past, we'll have an offline exchange for everyone to participate in and we'll also have a special on-air exchange where brave souls can sign up to exchange their gifts live on our Holiday Hangouts. In fact, it could be you!

Go to and sign up for one of our secret santa exchanges. There are two versions: the "Bald Move Secret Santa 2022" exchange is where you will be matched anonymously with a fellow Bald Move listener and you'll send your gift to their house to be opened in private. "Bald Move On-Air Secret Santa 2022" is the same but, rather than opening it privately, you'll wait until one of the holiday hangout livestreams to open your present live on the air with the community!

In order to give everyone time to shop and ship their gifts, the deadline to register is Nov 21st for the on-air exchange and Dec 1st for the offline exchange so head over there now to be sure you don't miss out!

Christmas Movie Podcasts

Of course, we have several holiday movie podcasts laid out under the Club Bald Move Christmas tree just waiting to be unwrapped. Throughout December we'll be releasing 3 first-run, Christmas-themed movie podcasts and a super secret Christmas classic released on Dec 19th to cap off the season. We know you’re going to love it!

Extra-"Festive" Lunches

Our boozy Christmas lunches have returned! We'll be getting into the Christmas spirit with a rum-based advent calendar to make our holiday "Lunch with Jim & A.Ron" episodes extra-special.

Christmas Cards

Finally, Christmas cards. Last year we tried something new and sent out Christmas cards to our Patreon subscribers who live in the U.S. We think that went pretty well so that's the plan once again this year.

The catch is, we have to know where to send them. New Patrons have the opportunity to enter their mailing address when they pledge, but older Patrons that pledged before today have not had that benefit. Therefore, if you haven't already entered your address on Patreon, please do so before the deadline to get your physical card.

Speaking of the deadline, of course we have to send these out in time to reach you before Christmas. You need to be a Club Bald Move / Patreon member before November 24th - which is another way to say "by November 23rd."

If you wait until November 24th, you’re going to be some kind of sad, Charles Dicken’s type street urchin, stuck out in the cold looking in at all the cozy people sharing their festive Bald Move Christmas cards, having their hearts warmed. Don’t be Oliver Twist and / or Tiny Tim. Get to and become a Club Bald Move member today!

And if you're an international member of Club Bald Move, you'll receive an e-card of the same design, suitable for printing at home.

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And what holiday season would be complete without us jamming one of our favorite projects into your eyeholes? That's right, we've once again re-released Paul Giamatti's Christmas-time masterpiece, "One Man Manger." Remind yourself what it means to celebrate Christmas by beholding his majesty right now, or join us for our annual tradition of watching "One Man Manger" during our final Christmas livestream starting at 8pm on December 14th on our Twitch channel.
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