Super Serious Film Fest – Con Air (1997) – Rewrite

A shocking discovery was made as we attempted to rewrite the cheesy classic, Con Air:  It's actually way harder than you think to fix this movie.  Does that mean that the plot is actually better thought-out than we first assumed?  Or is the fundamental idea so flawed that it's simply impossible to film if you respect your audience?  Or perhaps it's simply a lack of imagination on our part?  Any way you view it, we had to get real silly to make this one work, but we had a lot of fun in the process.

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