First off, I apologize for the terrible audio quality of this podcast. As I explain in the intro, I'm doing a remote podcast from Seattle and the results are kind of garbage. Speaking of garbage, that's kind of my opinion of the first half of the season premiere episode of American Horror Story: Hotel, "Checking In". Then it starts to do some character and world building in the second half and picks up. We discuss Glampires, my thoughts on a man being sodomized with a chrome plated drill bit, Gaga's eyebrows, and much more. With a bit of feedback, and a bit of spoilers at the very tail end. Hope you manage to enjoy it despite the crap sound, we'll be back to normal next week!